i'm sorry to say that i probably had more fun on my birthday yesterday than you're going to have.
i know this whole rehab thing must suck.
i mean, being a celebrity is pretty tough from what i hear.
all of that money, attention, & fame...
must be stressful.
all things considered, i hope you have a good day.

love & sarcasm,

amy.

*just to clarify.
i'm really not trying to be hateful.
i just think the whole thing is kind of funny.