What if Twitter required the posts to be in haiku form?
What if the iPhones became self aware and began networking one other and stealing our lives?
What if the Honda Asimo was ready to be mass produced and could vacuum the dog hair left by my Mastiff Gus so I didn't have to?
What if constantly visiting someone's video blog didn't feel a little like being a peeping Tom?
What if there was suddenly a law that deemed "sales" an unfair business practice and sales people were outlawed?
What if the prison system was essentially the American way of competing with overseas labor?
What if email could be replaced by telepathy? (Those viagra spam emails would royally mess people up!)
What if I really could evolve into a superhero?
What if I evolved into a superhero, would I wear tights?

How did that even come about - tights on superheros? In the early days of comics was that really how they envisioned the superhumans as puffy, muscular versions of ourselves who, despite their superhuman abilities couldn't think of anything better to wear than tight brightly colored outfits with underwear on the outside? I'm totally cool with Wonder Woman's outfit though - not recommend a change to that.