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    <description><![CDATA[   Patton Oswalt has been a stand-up comedian for almost twenty years--and here's his second full-length comedy album. It's his first release on Sub Pop Records, who have not been tricked into thinking he's some sort of Czech death metal band.

   Werewolves and Lollipops is the follow-up to 2004's mildly-selling Feelin' Kinda Patton (United Musicians). The new album comes packaged with a revolutionary image-and-sound delivery system called a "DVD," on which purchasers can see Patton performing much of this material live at the 40 Watt Club in Athens, GA. He also shoots guns, bowls, and eats things1.

   The album contains, among other things, Oswalt's rants about KFC, G-rated smut, late-life pregnancy, and escaping the pull of the coolest places on Earth. An earlier press release from Sub Pop describes Oswalt's comedy as, "...evocative of other Czech doom-noise outfits such as Clebknopf's Stagnant Nightmare, Mortuary Picnic and Flelv."

   Patton has appeared in over twenty movies, including Magnolia, Reno 911!: Miami and the documentary The Comedians of Comedy, which he also created and produced. On the set of Blade: Trinity, Wesley Snipes would only answer Patton if Patton called him "Blade2".

   In addition to playing the character "Spence" for nine seasons on the CBS sitcom The King of Queens, he's a frequent guest on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Kimmel Live. He's also a recurring voice actor on Kim Possible, SpongeBob SquarePants, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Crank Yankers, and video games like the Grand Theft Auto series. He gets killed in a lot of those. He's also appeared on programs like Seinfeld, Mr. Show and Newsradio, where he wasn't killed.

Oswalt is also a regular columnist for The New York Times Magazine, and was an...<a href="http://subpop.com/bio/patton_oswalt">READ MORE »</a>

<a href="http://www.pattonoswalt.com">http://www.pattonoswalt.com</a>
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      <title>The Dukes Of Hazzard</title>
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      <title>Promo 1</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jason Statham has never been in a great movie.He's also never been in a boring one.Statham's imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer.   It's a promise that says, "I pro...]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jason Statham has never been in a great movie.He&apos;s also never been in a boring one.Statham&apos;s imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer.   It&apos;s a promise that says, "I pro...]]></description>
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      <title>THE "IS THIS HAPPENING?" MOVIE CLUB</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[There&apos;s a floating, secret society of movies that includes such illustrious titles as RUNNING SCARED (the Paul Walker version, not the Hines-Crystal-Smits one), ANACONDA, and the immortal, why-hasn&apos;t-...]]></description>
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      <title>A HYPOTHETICAL</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Let&apos;s say, just as a thought experiment, someone were staying a week in Brooklyn.  Maybe, I don&apos;t know, 4th Avenue, between 5th and 3rd street.   Where would said person get new comic books on Wednesd...]]></description>
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      <title>A BLOG DEFEATS A BOOK or, GOOD-BYE FOR NOW</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I signed a book deal this week.    I owe it to the publishers in nine months.I&apos;ve always wanted to write a book.   I read voraciously.   Like, all the time.   Maybe not as much as Brother Mouzone or H...]]></description>
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      <title>TAKE MY HAND</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[All of you.   Even the ones who hate me.   I know we fight a lot in the Comments section, but I wake up every morning and I can&apos;t wait to read what you&apos;ve written.  It&apos;s a more vivid, pulsing world fo...]]></description>
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      <title>THE MOMENT McCAIN LOST and CRYSTAL COMICS</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[1.    The Moment McCain LostIf you want longer, more pop-psychological bullshit musings on John McCain, drop by my website -- www.pattonoswalt.com, to read the much-linked-to &apos;AND YOU WILL BE FASCINAT...]]></description>
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      <title>HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[My good friend, the genius that is Matthew Bernier (why not visit him at www.matthew-bernier.com?) made me a Halloween card:Have fun, everyone!...]]></description>
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      <title>MY 2008 HALLOWEEN CARD</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Help out my friends.   This is the illustration on my 2008 Halloween card, courtesy of the genius that is Corrie Erickson:They&apos;re all characters from some of my favorite horror movies.    A lot of my ...]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[The good people at Axe Body Spray have introduced a new product.   Finally, men can buy a bottle of liquid that, when sprayed on their bodies, makes them smell like chocolate.I can&apos;t think of anything...]]></description>
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      <title>LET'S ALL NOT BE MEAN TO SARAH PALIN!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I&apos;ve been saying bad things about Sarah Palin before right now in the past ago.  But that&apos;s only because I thought she was an unqualified, passive-aggressive, hypocritical cunt.However, I was hit over...]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[INT. - CONFERENCE ROOM - DAYHANS GRUBER, German criminal mastermind, meets with a crew of international, professional thieves.                                             HANS GRUBERThank you all for ...]]></description>
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      <title>BECOME AN EXCELLENT COMEDIAN IN JUST ONE HOUR</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[This Saturday, at 10pm, Comedy Central is showing Brian Regan&apos;s new, one-hour special, BRIAN EGAN: THE EPITOME OF HYPERBOLE.Sometimes wanna-be comedians send me sloppy, typo-filled MySpace messages, s...]]></description>
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      <title>DAVID BROOKS AM FUNNY</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[An excerpt from David Brook&apos;s op-ed in this morning&apos;s NY Times, mocking Obama&apos;s speech:  "One path before us leads to the past, and the extinction of the human race. The other path leads to the future...]]></description>
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