Polish Puma
26 years old
Washington, District Of Columbia, United States
Male
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Nov 17, 2007
The word of the day: USUHS
USUHS is the 'Uniformed Services University of the Health Services' and has become the front runner for where I would like to attend med school. I'm going to have to finish my Bachelor's, something I'm about a year from doing, before I send off an application. …
Nov 4, 2007
Kip gets owned on the go-kart track, denies claims of being a N00b
Last night I went out and put in a few laps at the local track and gained further insight into the modern world of physics: a 35cc engine will allow a 105 pound girl to travel faster than a 185 boy. Incredible. I also saw Saw IV at the theater and holy crap... half …
Oct 20, 2007
Soccer Champions // MMORPG // Flu-Shot
Our team won the league championship 3-0 last Wednesday. We ended the year with a 8-0-1 record, 24 goals for and 3 goals against. Before the team picture was taken I had the water cooler dumped on me... yay being the cold MVP of the season- I'll see if I can find a …
Music
Camera Obscura, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, The Dresden Dolls, Feist, Fishbone, Le Tigre, Lily Allen, No Doubt, Reel Big Fish, Regina Spektor, Stolen Babies, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Television
Dirty Jobs, My Family, Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares, Top Gear
Stu, Oct 18, 2007:
I just made this page so you would have more than one friend.... :) I don't think it's going to develop very much (none at all).
Chuck, Oct 9, 2007:
Blarg, I'm not spending that much time on YouTube. Certainly not all at once anyways.
Stu, Oct 9, 2007:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey so what is the deal with your page here. !?!?!?!?
Chuck, Sep 25, 2007:
I'm not necessarily the only one who would read this. You never know what weirdos might stumble onto your page.
Polish Puma, Sep 13, 2007:
"Ivan, go fly your MiG, for the Yankee Imperialists have come to play...."
This week I wrote a song for one of the two girls I'm crushing on, Regina Spektor. Now, those of you who know me know that I have no true musical ability- so it's just lyrics. Well, everyone at work says I need to post it on one of her websites so that she can begin making fun of me. I'm hoping for the best- she asks me to go to New York for a date at the local discotheque. Of course I have to actually post the song... maybe I will do that here.
A great defense, great luck, and a little bit of skill have created the best record in my soccer league. I've got 1 goal scored against me in 5 games. It is my hope that my other crush, Hope Solo, will take notice.
And Chuck, this is kinda weird... 'cause I know you are going to be the only one reading this... so... hey Chuck.
Chuck, Mar 8, 2007:
You need to get your peeps on here dawg.