You know you look awful when everyone's asking if you had a late night. I didn't get back to my room until almost midnight after watching the Rutgers game at the Sun Dome, couldn't get to sleep, and accidentally set my alarm for an hour earlier than necessary, so yeah, …

I got my finger stuck in the bench outside my building this afternoon. After 20 minutes of pulling and struggling, my poor appendage worked free of its cruel metal confines, much to my relief. Hours after the fact, it's still pink, swollen, and painful to bend. It kind …