NovemberNov 15 Sunday 09
If my job was like Wheel of Fortune, I'd go with the letters FN and BS.
updated 14 hours ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 14 Saturday 09
HttpTorrents: Download Torrents Without BitTorrent ∞
Sorry I haven't 'tweeted' in a while. I'm working on a song I call "Show Me Your Artava Dhatu." What rhymes with Artava Dhatu?
NovemberNov 5 Friday 09
NBC: 7 dead, 12 injured in Fort Hood shooting - Crime ∞
NovemberNov 4 Wednesday 09
Yankees Win 27th World Series Title ∞
I promise not to whack off on an Asian girl.
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 1 Sunday 09
If you don't want the garbage men laughing at your small penis, just unroll that condom a few more inches before you throw it away.
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
OctoberOct 31 Sunday 09
uTorrent 2.0 To Elimininate The Need For ISP Throttling ∞
OctoberOct 23 Friday 09
I'm thinking about starting a shelter for young women. If you were born in the late 80's or early 90's, and you have daddy issues. Email me.
updated Oct 23, 2009 via Twitter
I have 20 Google Wave Invites to give away. @reply me the dimensions of your mouth and/or asshole if you want one & your email address too.
updated Oct 23, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 22 Thursday 09
Hosting Your Windows 7 Torrenting Party ∞
OctoberOct 17 Sunday 09
#thingssaidb4sex Your mouth can't get AIDS, but my seed can #BeatCancer
updated Oct 18, 2009 via Twitter
If a girl pays you in "other ways" does that mean you're the prostitute?
updated Oct 17, 2009 via Twitter
Guys, if you suck in bed or have a small penis ... Don't worry, just date younger less experienced girls. They don't know any better.
updated Oct 17, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 16 Friday 09
The word "niggardly" in and of itself is not racist.
updated Oct 16, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 12 Monday 09
Columbus murdered children and now we have a holiday. We also have a brand new episode of POMP's Afterlife - Al Becomes A Man http://pomp.us
updated Oct 12, 2009 via Twitter