NovemberNov 20 Saturday 09
TEN alcoholic drinks a day slashes heart disease risk in men ∞
NovemberNov 15 Sunday 09
If my job was like Wheel of Fortune, I'd go with the letters FN and BS.
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 14 Saturday 09
HttpTorrents: Download Torrents Without BitTorrent ∞
Sorry I haven't 'tweeted' in a while. I'm working on a song I call "Show Me Your Artava Dhatu." What rhymes with Artava Dhatu?
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 5 Friday 09
NBC: 7 dead, 12 injured in Fort Hood shooting - Crime ∞
NovemberNov 4 Wednesday 09
Yankees Win 27th World Series Title ∞
I promise not to whack off on an Asian girl.
updated 3 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 1 Sunday 09
If you don't want the garbage men laughing at your small penis, just unroll that condom a few more inches before you throw it away.
updated Nov 1, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 31 Sunday 09
uTorrent 2.0 To Elimininate The Need For ISP Throttling ∞
OctoberOct 23 Friday 09
I'm thinking about starting a shelter for young women. If you were born in the late 80's or early 90's, and you have daddy issues. Email me.
updated Oct 23, 2009 via Twitter
I have 20 Google Wave Invites to give away. @reply me the dimensions of your mouth and/or asshole if you want one & your email address too.
updated Oct 23, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 22 Thursday 09
Hosting Your Windows 7 Torrenting Party ∞
OctoberOct 17 Sunday 09
#thingssaidb4sex Your mouth can't get AIDS, but my seed can #BeatCancer
updated Oct 18, 2009 via Twitter
If a girl pays you in "other ways" does that mean you're the prostitute?
updated Oct 17, 2009 via Twitter
Guys, if you suck in bed or have a small penis ... Don't worry, just date younger less experienced girls. They don't know any better.
updated Oct 17, 2009 via Twitter