September 2009
SeptemberSep 25 Friday 09
If at first you don't succeed, "forcibly touch" a bitch.
updated Sep 25, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 24 Thursday 09
#phrasesihate #beforesex #duringsex #aftersex "Don't cum inside me." "Condoms are on my dresser." "I don't do anal." and "I'm pregnant."
updated Sep 24, 2009 via Twitter
An experimental AIDS vaccine protects 1/3 of trial volunteers. The other 2/3 practice the "scratch & sniff" test and don't worry about it.
updated Sep 24, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 22 Tuesday 09
I just realized what a sexy name "redbox" is.
updated Sep 22, 2009 via Twitter
I've met my fourth bipolar chick. I hear you win a prize at five, and I'm going to write a survival guide if I make it to ten.
updated Sep 22, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 18 Friday 09
The 9 Worst Types of Podcasters ∞
SeptemberSep 16 Wednesday 09
I'm watching the VMAs on fast-forward, yet somehow I still feel 10 years behind.
updated Sep 16, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 13 Sunday 09
Jim Carroll, Poet and Punk Rocker, Is Dead at 60 ∞
SeptemberSep 10 Thursday 09
Irrefutable Fact number 907: iTunes sucks cock.
updated Sep 10, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 9 Wednesday 09
If all you need is love. Explain boners.
updated Sep 9, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 8 Tuesday 09
Microsoft teaches Best Buy employees how to troll Linux user ∞
SeptemberSep 7 Monday 09
When you go to the grocery store for beer and cigarettes, does that still count as grocery shopping?
updated Sep 7, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 5 Saturday 09
I just learned a new word: "Cuntstubble." God bless you @urbandictionary. http://bit.ly/3nNNTL
updated Sep 5, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 4 Friday 09
The World's Most Unfortunately Dressed Bank Robber ∞
SeptemberSep 3 Friday 09
Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women ∞
SeptemberSep 1 Tuesday 09