October 2009
OctoberOct 31 Sunday 09
uTorrent 2.0 To Elimininate The Need For ISP Throttling ∞
OctoberOct 23 Friday 09
I'm thinking about starting a shelter for young women. If you were born in the late 80's or early 90's, and you have daddy issues. Email me.
updated Oct 23, 2009 via Twitter
I have 20 Google Wave Invites to give away. @reply me the dimensions of your mouth and/or asshole if you want one & your email address too.
updated Oct 23, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 22 Thursday 09
Hosting Your Windows 7 Torrenting Party ∞
OctoberOct 17 Sunday 09
#thingssaidb4sex Your mouth can't get AIDS, but my seed can #BeatCancer
updated Oct 18, 2009 via Twitter
If a girl pays you in "other ways" does that mean you're the prostitute?
updated Oct 17, 2009 via Twitter
Guys, if you suck in bed or have a small penis ... Don't worry, just date younger less experienced girls. They don't know any better.
updated Oct 17, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 16 Friday 09
The word "niggardly" in and of itself is not racist.
updated Oct 16, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 12 Monday 09
Columbus murdered children and now we have a holiday. We also have a brand new episode of POMP's Afterlife - Al Becomes A Man http://pomp.us
updated Oct 12, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 11 Sunday 09
A brand new show I'm calling "Al Becomes A Man" has been recorded and edited. But I'm tired and lazy, so I'll post it in the next few days.
updated Oct 11, 2009 via Twitter
I have discovered the fountain of youth. It was hidden deep inside a 20 year olds vagina.
updated Oct 11, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 9 Friday 09
I wish there was a "Remove from Friends" button in real life.
updated Oct 9, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 4 Sunday 09
I guess if my neighbors can bust caps, and no one calls the cops -- then I can bump white music late into the night...
updated Oct 4, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 3 Sunday 09
Leo Laporte Makes $1.5 Million Per Year from Podcasting ∞
OctoberOct 1 Thursday 09
MySpace is so horribly ugly, I feel like I should down a 12 pack and try to fuck it.
updated Oct 1, 2009 via Twitter