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November 2009

NovemberNov 15 Sunday 09

If my job was like Wheel of Fortune, I'd go with the letters FN and BS.

updated Nov 15, 2009 via Twitter

Sorry I haven't 'tweeted' in a while. I'm working on a song I call "Show Me Your Artava Dhatu." What rhymes with Artava Dhatu?

updated Nov 14, 2009 via Twitter

NovemberNov 6 Friday 09

There is no such thing as a "dick fart."

updated Nov 6, 2009 via Twitter

I promise not to whack off on an Asian girl.

updated Nov 4, 2009 via Twitter

NovemberNov 1 Sunday 09

If you don't want the garbage men laughing at your small penis, just unroll that condom a few more inches before you throw it away.

updated Nov 1, 2009 via Twitter

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