SeptemberSep 18 Friday 09
The 9 Worst Types of Podcasters ∞
SeptemberSep 16 Wednesday 09
I'm watching the VMAs on fast-forward, yet somehow I still feel 10 years behind.
updated Sep 16, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 13 Sunday 09
Jim Carroll, Poet and Punk Rocker, Is Dead at 60 ∞
SeptemberSep 10 Thursday 09
Irrefutable Fact number 907: iTunes sucks cock.
updated Sep 10, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 9 Wednesday 09
If all you need is love. Explain boners.
updated Sep 9, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 8 Tuesday 09
Microsoft teaches Best Buy employees how to troll Linux user ∞
SeptemberSep 7 Monday 09
When you go to the grocery store for beer and cigarettes, does that still count as grocery shopping?
updated Sep 7, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 5 Saturday 09
I just learned a new word: "Cuntstubble." God bless you @urbandictionary. http://bit.ly/3nNNTL
updated Sep 5, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 4 Friday 09
The World's Most Unfortunately Dressed Bank Robber ∞
SeptemberSep 3 Friday 09
Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women ∞
SeptemberSep 1 Tuesday 09
Windows Mobile 6.5 phones coming October 6 ∞
AugustAug 27 Thursday 09
I just learned about Quid Pro Quo Sexual Harassment. The definition basically describes every sexual relationship I've ever been in.
updated Aug 27, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 23 Sunday 09
What do you call that worthless piece of skin around a vagina? ................................................................. Management.
updated Aug 23, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 22 Saturday 09
You can go to rehab for Internet Addiction now. I heard they cure you by giving every patient a MacBook. http://bit.ly/Nq2KM
updated Aug 22, 2009 via Twitter
I just invented a new Crayon color for Crayola. I'm calling it "Pussy Pink."
updated Aug 22, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 19 Wednesday 09
Average Video Gamer? 35, Overweight, Introverted, Depressed ∞
AugustAug 14 Friday 09
I think the sincerest form of flattery is a blowjob.
updated Aug 14, 2009 via Twitter
The best response to my corporate email question: "Dear Dickless Faggot," perhaps? --- Zadoc Angell
updated Aug 14, 2009 via Twitter