AugustAug 13 Thursday 09
How do you write a polite corporate email when the only words that come to mind are "dickless faggot"?
updated Aug 13, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 11 Tuesday 09
I've turned into an H-Town rap producer. I have 2 albums dropping this year yo. I'm not even fucking kidding. Rockey B & A. Fantom in 2009.
updated Aug 11, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 10 Tuesday 09
Synplsitic Promotions ∞
I uploaded a YouTube video -- Avery Fantom at Club 410 http://bit.ly/1aunwK
updated Aug 10, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 6 Friday 09
Actor Tom Sizemore Arrested for Domestic Violence in LA ∞
AugustAug 5 Wednesday 09
I just got mail that was addressed to "Dixy Little." I don't know whether I should laugh or feel offended.
updated Aug 5, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 4 Tuesday 09
I want to step my game up and be a real Reverend. Where do you find an Alter Boy with a vagina? Craigslist or the Philippines?
updated Aug 4, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 29 Thursday 09
Beer-in-a-Box Coming to Non-Discriminating Refrigerators ∞
JulyJul 24 Friday 09
The cardiologist that "killed" Michael Jackson practices about 6 miles from me. I wonder if he makes house calls or takes to-do lists?
updated Jul 24, 2009 via Twitter
I don't chase troubled girls. I tear after them at lightening speeds.
updated Jul 24, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 18 Saturday 09
When all you have in your fridge is white bread, croutons, mayonnaise, and butter -- Do you make the crouton sandwich with mayo or butter?
updated Jul 18, 2009 via Twitter
You can say "cunt" 35 times on Twitter, as long as you don't use spaces. Shit, piss, fuck, and tits too. But not cocksucker or motherfucker.
updated Jul 18, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 11 Saturday 09
Best Buy Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger' ∞
Women want to think a guy they like has some sort of redeeming value. I tell them up front I don't, and they always agree with me in the end
updated Jul 11, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 7 Tuesday 09
VLC 1.0.0 Released! ∞
JulyJul 4 Saturday 09
Some people say, "you will die alone." I say I won't die with a cunt. America, fuck you! I'm binge drinking.
updated Jul 4, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 2 Thursday 09