JulyJul 2 Thursday 09
24 Most Ridiculously Thought Out Storefront Signs ∞
JuneJun 30 Tuesday 09
I uploaded a YouTube video -- I Can't Drive 85 http://bit.ly/3o99g
updated Jun 30, 2009 via Twitter
I uploaded a YouTube video -- 16th Street Blues http://bit.ly/V5hQU
updated Jun 30, 2009 via Twitter
I uploaded a YouTube video -- POMP hugs Afro-Robot http://bit.ly/aTfbn
updated Jun 30, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 28 Sunday 09
People often say, "avoid them like the plague." I prefer to say avoid them like a box of condoms.
updated Jun 28, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 27 Saturday 09
Jon Lajoie dares to say the truth: 'Michael Jackson is Dead' ∞
At least we know Michael Jackson didn't die of AIDS. You can't catch HIV from children. Especially if you never rape the same one twice.
updated Jun 27, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 16 Tuesday 09
When you go to Subway in Greenspoint. They cautiously unlock the door & let you in for their "personal safety" & you get to let yourself out
updated Jun 16, 2009 via Twitter
Another pickup line for the fellas: I spent all my money on beer & cigarettes. But if you come over to my place, I promise I won't rape you.
updated Jun 16, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 13 Saturday 09
15 Common Drinking Myths Debunked ∞
Am I the only one who thinks "Lifestream" sounds like a euphemism for Money Shot?
updated Jun 13, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 12 Friday 09
Flickr Tests Twitter Integration With Email Uploads ∞
JuneJun 10 Wednesday 09
WordPress 2.8 Released ∞
JuneJun 6 Saturday 09
They say women were put on Earth to prevent men from becoming Gods. Which makes sense, unless you're atheist or gay.
updated Jun 6, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 26 Tuesday 09
The Beastie Boys are the illest gray-haired MC's on the fucking planet. That is all.
updated May 26, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 23 Saturday 09
Try this pickup line the next time your out: "Nice tits bitch. If you buy me a drink, I'll ass-fuck you in the men's room stall." God speed.
updated May 23, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 22 Friday 09
They made a biopic about me & I'm not even dead. "Daytime Drinking" is about an increasingly strange odyssey nursing a never-ending hangover
updated May 22, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 14 Thursday 09
A woman died after using Jackhammer as Dildo. That's like me trying to sex a rotary saw. Good thing I don't own power tools digg.com/d1r6gt
updated May 14, 2009 via Twitter
MayMay 12 Tuesday 09
When you wake up hungover, and really need a glass of water. Don't waste time washing dishes, refill those empty beer cans.
updated May 12, 2009 via Twitter