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    <description><![CDATA[Hi. I'm Reverend POMP. You might remember me from such World Wide Websites as <a href="http://www.hatetheradio.org">www.hatetheradio.com</a> and <a href="http://www.pomp.us">www.pomp.us</a>. I moved to VIRB because I think MySpace is for fags and pedophiles. When I'm not ranting and raving on the Internets, I enjoy binge-drinking and watching pirated movies alone with my cat.]]></description>
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      <title>If my job was like Wheel of Fortune, I'd go with the letters FN and BS.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[If my job was like Wheel of Fortune, I&#039;d go with the letters FN and BS.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:13:28 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>HttpTorrents: Download Torrents Without BitTorrent</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:30:03 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Sorry I haven't 'tweeted' in a while. I'm working on a song I call "Show Me...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Sorry I haven&#039;t &#039;tweeted&#039; in a while. I&#039;m working on a song I call &quot;Show Me Your Artava Dhatu.&quot; What rhymes with Artava Dhatu?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:33:51 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>New Firefox Plugin lets you "Dislike" stories on Facebook</title>
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      <title>There is no such thing as a "dick fart."</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[There is no such thing as a &quot;dick fart.&quot;]]></description>
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      <title>NBC: 7 dead, 12 injured in Fort Hood shooting  - Crime</title>
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      <title>Yankees Win 27th World Series Title</title>
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      <title>I promise not to whack off on an Asian girl.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I promise not to whack off on an Asian girl.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:25:35 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Back to the Future in Rap Form (VIDEO)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:27:49 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>If you don't want the garbage men laughing at your small penis, just unroll...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[If you don&#039;t want the garbage men laughing at your small penis, just unroll that condom a few more inches before you throw it away.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:46:29 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>uTorrent 2.0 To Elimininate The Need For ISP Throttling</title>
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      <title>I'm thinking about starting a shelter for young women. If you were born in...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I&#039;m thinking about starting a shelter for young women. If you were born in the late 80&#039;s or early 90&#039;s, and you have daddy issues. Email me.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:18:32 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I have 20 Google Wave Invites to give away. @reply me the dimensions of your...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I have 20 Google Wave Invites to give away. <a href="http://twitter.com/reply" target="_blank">@reply</a> me the dimensions of your mouth and/or asshole if you want one &amp; your email address too.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:37:31 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Hosting Your Windows 7 Torrenting Party</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:58:56 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Verizon's anti-iPhone gets its first commercial: Droid Does</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:32:22 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>#thingssaidb4sex Your mouth can't get AIDS, but my seed can #BeatCancer</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[#thingssaidb4sex Your mouth can&#039;t get AIDS, but my seed can #BeatCancer]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:10:37 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>If a girl pays you in "other ways" does that mean you're the...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[If a girl pays you in &quot;other ways&quot; does that mean you&#039;re the prostitute?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 23:17:14 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Guys, if you suck in bed or have a small penis ... Don't worry, just date...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Guys, if you suck in bed or have a small penis ... Don&#039;t worry, just date younger less experienced girls. They don&#039;t know any better.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 19:49:05 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The word "niggardly" in and of itself is not racist.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The word &quot;niggardly&quot; in and of itself is not racist.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:39:05 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Columbus murdered children and now we have a holiday. We also have a brand...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Columbus murdered children and now we have a holiday. We also have a brand new episode of POMP&#039;s Afterlife - Al Becomes A Man <a href="http://pomp.us" target="_blank">http://pomp.us</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:34:29 -0700</pubDate>
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