DecemberDec 27 Sunday 09
Just got back from Wasilla... Those Palin haircuts are really annoying the shit out of me. I miss the parkys and musher hats.
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hummmm..... buhhhhh.... ahhhhh.... errrr.... Jared Leto has a band... it.... is......... not good.
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Our agent just called me from the Bahamas to wish us a Merry Christmas. He also apparently needed to sing me every island song he knows.
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http://twitpic.com/vjd0d - "Who wants some popcorn?" #weenfans
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http://twitpic.com/vjcvp -
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Favorite picture of me so far in Amsterdam: http://tiny.cc/CmAtE (via @robhuebel)
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http://twitpic.com/vi7o4 - have a seat
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http://twitpic.com/vi7g5 - or here. This is a better fit. Hey @neighborsryan get this.
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http://twitpic.com/vi7b8 - and this is what the band needs for living space! Just drag it along eh?
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http://twitpic.com/vi748 - We should make records that sound like this.
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So much fun last night. Thanks to everyone that came. My mom is awesome. (via @zachcarothers)
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Ha RT @lizasperling: Twitter to be nearly entirely composed of Social Media Experts by 2013 http://bit.ly/8eyJDI
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Yes! RT @CheyenneSays @portugaltheman jabba the hut #nowthatsafreak
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"Oh john! I think you would love my chocolate pie!" I think you have just made a safe bet Judy. Moms are awesome
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Why does one of the gingerbread men have a penis? #nowthatsafreak
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There is a man in a suit staring me down from the window of the church. #nowthatsafreak
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The ultra-conservative church next door to @zachcarothers place is bumping the nastiest, dirtiest rave music right now. #nowthatsafreak
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Our friend London just called me. In my sleepless state I will.... state London's calling
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GUESSTURES: "Brittany Murphy???" "No.... asshole..... SLEEP!!"
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http://twitpic.com/vfx72 - Kitty's having fun too!
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