I almost have to laugh. My laughter would almost have to be heard. Cold Coffee or No Coffee. Right now, there is no coffee. The idea of going downstairs to make coffee seems very hard right now. The coffee isn't that good anyway. It's not bad, but it doesn't seem to be good enough to cause its making to occur. Have to be good enough to have a making occur. I've been good enough for a long time. I have not been made yet. Perhaps I am not ripe yet. Perhaps I am over-ripe. Where am I. I just dissappeared a second ago. A strange sound downstairs. Looks like coffee will be made after all.