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Skeeter

25 years old

Asbury Park, NJ

Male

Photos(18)

Mission:Impossible
Binger Jaws
Douche
Eat it.

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Nov 9, 2008

The Boombox

Only time will tell if I'll allow
The scenery around to eat me alive

I want to sleep for weeks like a dog at her feet
Even though I know it won't work out in the long run
So I burn down the wall, breathe my good shadow
Those arms I once knew, hold me like gold
I …

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Oct 8, 2008

To the Moon Alice!

Twink's popcorn fits have dimmed down and the spotlight now turns on an Exec. at my place of employment. She is constantly on her nice little Bluetooth headset and whenever I need something approved or her signature for a receipt (at least twice a day), I am forced to …

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Sep 9, 2008

Cheeseburgers and Cool Whip

So. Twink likes popcorn. Oh...sorry. First off, Twink is the FNG (Fuckin' New Guy) at work. They brought him in on the grounds that he would help our firm out with their PR needs. However, I think he does more high-fiving and popcorn-eating than anything. I'm no …

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