Rachelskirts
24 years old
Cary, IL
Female
About
My family calls me Rachel, but most call me Cookie, Princess, Skirts (short for Rachelskirts), or Wenchie (short for Pirate Wench). I'm a native to the Chicagoland area, though I'm in Texas for college these days. So far, I've learned that Texas has horrible pizza, horrible milk (it's like white water), and insane bugs. The ants bite, the cockroaches belong on a leash, and I'm pretty sure I saw a cat flying around my room disguised as a bee.
I probably won't update this much, only because I have too many sites clamoring for my attention as it is. If you're looking for random updates on my life, check out Rachelskirts.com. Direct any questions, comments, or concerns toward the trash can. I don't have time for your shenanigans. (Unless, of course, you take the time to draw me a picture with crayons. Then, you will have my undivided attention.)
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Feb 1, 2009
Friday Night at Panera
Middle-aged man, khaki pants, khaki jacket, khaki socks, navy Crocs. He pulled a tissue from his pocket, causing a used one to fall to the ground. He kicked this toward the counter. The pretty cashier took the man's order and accepted the money from one grubby paw. …
Jan 28, 2009
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
1992: My mom sat downstairs, listening to Rush Limbaugh, doing jigsaw puzzles. I sat upstairs, reading Laura Ingalls Wilder books for fun after a snack of chocolate pudding.
2003: My mom sat downstairs, listening to Rush Limbaugh, doing jigsaw puzzles. I sat …
Jan 11, 2009
Not Joking
Ten bucks to the first person who comes over and smacks the snot out of my head and/or gives me drugs.
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The Flicks
Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Orange County, Zoolander, Fight Club, Ocean's Eleven, Monte Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Princess Bride, 10 Things I Hate About You, Save the Last Dance, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Sleeping Beauty, Shrek, Toy Story, and many more...
The Bands
Lord of the Rings soundtracks, Ella Fitzgerald, Jamie Cullum, Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Louis Armstrong, Dave Brubeck, Miles Davis, Norah Jones, jazz!, The Strokes, The Killers, JET, Jimmy Eat World, Dashboard Confessional, Linkin Park, Jack's Mannequin, Maroon 5, Chris Tomlin, Switchfoot, Catch 22, The Temptations, The Rolling Stones, Salvador, Mae, blah blah blah...
The Shows
Gilmore Girls, What Not to Wear, Family Guy, Futurama, House, The O.C., Samurai Jack, Heroes, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
The Books
Lord of the Rings, The Awakening, Pride and Prejudice, Crime and Punishment, Catch-22, The Devil in the White City, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Jane Eyre, anything Shakespeare, anything by Marian Keyes, the dictionary, and many more...
The Interests
Lord of the Rings, web design, music, reading, writing, pirates, sometimes ninjas, nerds, guys, planning to marry Elijah Wood / Frodo Baggins, consuming ungodly amounts of chocolate, obsessing over things, baseball, the Cubs, road trips, rambling on for days at a time, mostly just ending this list
Tophe, Mar 11, 2008:
You're kinda silly...
I like that :D
Tophe, Feb 22, 2008:
Yes indeed, Douglas Adams was one hoopy frood who knew where his towel was. :)
gRegor, Feb 16, 2008:
Hey! Are you an athuhleet in the olimpics??
BrainStorm Operations, Nov 27, 2007:
greetz from BrainSt0rm country...
Spiffie's Setlist, Jun 19, 2007:
Hear, hear!
Spiffie's Setlist, Jun 16, 2007:
rachtastic! that's genius.
DotSauce Domain Magazine, May 16, 2007:
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DanHasNotebooks, May 15, 2007:
Hey, just here to let you know that I've got a brand new song up for you to hear. love, dan
zach, May 11, 2007:
Really? That would be awesome! What do I need to do?
zach, May 10, 2007:
Yeah, I totally dig virb. I just can't make my profile look spiffy. I have no idea how to work css or anything like that. It's ok though I can be patient until people make ones available to use.