JuneJun 12 Thursday 08
Dear Independence,
I miss you. More than you will ever know. Please come whisk me away. Make sure to leave that Responsibility fellow behind this time, though. Thanks.
Much love,
Rachelskirts
JuneJun 11 Wednesday 08
Dear Hershey's,
I recently stumbled across two giant Hershey's Kisses (affectionately named "Hershey's Make-Outs" by some) that I purchased shortly after Valentine's Day. The Make-Outs were meant to be sent to friends, but I never remembered to put the care packages …
I signed up for classes at my community college two years ago just to avoid paying student loans, but I never really attended the classes or did the homework. As a result, I have a really nice 0.0 GPA there. No big deal, since I never planned to return. …
JuneJun 9 Monday 08
My good pal Michael, who can be found over yonder at 3intheam.com, has graciously offered to write a short series of guest posts filled with late night tips. Most of the internet junkies I know (myself included) are insomniacs and/or night-owls, and I personally am …
Note from Rachelskirts: This is the first in a series of guest blog posts brought to you by Michael. Enjoy!
So, books are officially the coolest thing since cool came to Cool Town, right? Can we all agree on that? Good. Now, there are books, and there are books. Some …
JuneJun 8 Sunday 08
My dad often makes a lunch for me to take to work. In his mind, I am seven years old and really into books and ballet and classical music and math. Thankfully, I still eat like a seven-year-old, so things work out well. The best part of this lunch-making tradition is …
JuneJun 7 Saturday 08
Meet my new friend! His name is Harry, and he likes long walks on the sidewalk. His fuzzy brand of cuteness stole my heart immediately, but then Cute Tuesday Boy showed up (out of the blue) and stole it right back. *sigh* So many men. So little time.
JuneJun 6 Friday 08
I've been reading through White Oleander, which I picked up at the library's book sale a few weeks ago. I keep finding hidden treasures in the books, like this square card from Panache Restaurant. There's a giant coffee stain on the back. I don't want to know where …
JuneJun 5 Thursday 08
Today was great. I stayed up until three o'clock in the morning reading a book and crying and talking online. I fell asleep between a pile of tissues and a pile of blankets. I woke up with swollen eyelids and still looked amazing. I lost two pounds by eating a pint …
You hear stories all the time of people who should have died from their internal bleeding, from their cancer, from their old age. They should have died, but they didn't. They held on for something -- family, friends, kittens, true love (or to blave).
If I ran you …
JuneJun 1 Sunday 08
Note from Rachelskirts: Today's entry is brought to you by Gilligan, who took pity on me and my blogging predicament and kindly offered to write a guest post for me. I had given up hope that anybody would actually do this, so I was pleasantly surprised when he IMed me …
MayMay 31 Saturday 08
When I am queen, people will not be allowed to ask "How was your vacation?" if they only have time for a one-word reply. This trip that I just took to Texas was indeed "good," but it was also a thousand other things.
MayMay 22 Thursday 08
It's 5 a.m. on May 22, 2008, as I write this. (Hi, still backdating my entries here.) I leave in less than three hours for the airport. In ten hours, I will be in Texas, Lord willing, to see Sexy Beast. He's one of my favorite people on the planet, and he's getting …
Working at a church, there are a few things I expect to hear on a daily basis.
When I am queen, people who send spam emails will be forced to survive by selling their own products to one another. Take that, Mr. Discount Viagra and Mrs. Quality Replica Watches! Hope you enjoy getting ripped off by Prince Zumbaba and his $500 imaginary gift cards …
MayMay 21 Wednesday 08
When I am queen, the following items will be banned from existence:
I know the third one could possibly make me unpopular, but trust me that it's for your own good. …
MayMay 20 Tuesday 08
When I am queen, it will be illegal to interrupt one person's dream story with your own.
Jimmy: "So I had this wicked dream last night about tofu robots."
Interrupting Cow: "Whoa, that reminds me of my dream! I was getting chased by these four-armed rabbits on …
When I am queen, dish soap will taste like chocolate in case, for example, you are in a bit of a rush to rinse out your coffee cup in the morning. "Green apple soap" isn't a key ingredient of any recipe that I know of, but chocolate is almost always a welcome …
Me: Hey, Mom, can we go to New York & Co. after our hair appointments? I'm two cute shirts short of what I need for my trip.
Mom: Absolutely!
Adam: You know, you could just wear regular shirts. Those work just as well.
Me: If you were going to hang out with a posse of …