I am proud that people came to my site by searching for the following things:

• Amazing things you wouldn't even know
• Don't be sippin' on that haterade
• Elijah Wood
• Elijah Wood 2008
• Elijah Wood October 2008
• Fancy way of saying computer nerd
• How do you get to the levels in DK64
• I love teh interwebz
• James Bond is hot
• Pirate sock monkeys
• Squirrel power
• Sternutation
• True life video my dad is a Star Wars nerd

On the other hand, I am rather disturbed that people were 1) searching for these things and 2) finding them on my site:

• College student too lazy to work out
• I hate Hemingway
• My brother wears my skirts
• Nicknames for pimps
• Plan to keep America illiterate

Oh, internet. If we were friends on Facebook, our relationship would be complicated.