JanuaryJan 18 Sunday 09
ralphdagza: an Iraqi cat just ignored me, how do you say "You can have cheeseburger" in Arabic?
ralphdagza: an Iraqi cat just ignored me, how do you say "You can have cheeseburger" in Arabic?
ralphdagza: about to kill myself in the gym... Chest, legs, and abs
ralphdagza: about to kill myself in the gym... Chest, legs, and abs
JanuaryJan 17 Saturday 09
ralphdagza: Its 2009 and people are still asking me what Twitter is.
ralphdagza: Its 2009 and people are still asking me what Twitter is.
JanuaryJan 16 Friday 09
ralphdagza: @raulmontana whos the chic on your myspace?
ralphdagza: @raulmontana whos the chic on your myspace?
ralphdagza: @honestlove start dry humping it :)
ralphdagza: @honestlove start dry humping it :)
ralphdagza: gettind tired of people asking me why I wear this stupid red hat
ralphdagza: gettind tired of people asking me why I wear this stupid red hat
JanuaryJan 15 Thursday 09
ralphdagza: im not feeling good at all
ralphdagza: im not feeling good at all
JanuaryJan 14 Wednesday 09
ralphdagza: Twitter twotter twit the twat of the twitting twatter
ralphdagza: Twitter twotter twit the twat of the twitting twatter
ralphdagza: Cat evicted from post office for not paying taxes http://tinyurl.com/8jp3b6
ralphdagza: Cat evicted from post office for not paying taxes http://tinyurl.com/8jp3b6
ralphdagza: overheard (phone convo): "When I get home, I'm going to take you to Applebee's then I'm going to be on top of you..."
ralphdagza: overheard (phone convo): "When I get home, I'm going to take you to Applebee's then I'm going to be on top of you..."
JanuaryJan 13 Tuesday 09
ralphdagza: Its too f*cking cold to be in Iraq! WTF? Sandstorms!
ralphdagza: Its too f*cking cold to be in Iraq! WTF? Sandstorms!
JanuaryJan 9 Friday 09
ralphdagza: I think I'm going to trade 10 Facebook friends for a Whopper! Stop me before its too late. visit http://ralph.tumblr.com/ for more info
ralphdagza: I think I'm going to trade 10 Facebook friends for a Whopper! Stop me before its too late. visit http://ralph.tumblr.com/ for more info
JanuaryJan 8 Thursday 09
ralphdagza: Just spent 3 hours in the gym...
ralphdagza: Just spent 3 hours in the gym...
JanuaryJan 7 Wednesday 09
ralphdagza: I am now addicted to Monster Energy Drinks!
ralphdagza: I am now addicted to Monster Energy Drinks!
ralphdagza: They train dolphins and baby seals to search for bombs? No more baby seal clubbing?
ralphdagza: They train dolphins and baby seals to search for bombs? No more baby seal clubbing?
JanuaryJan 6 Tuesday 09
ralphdagza: "Hores, Llike carots... Hores make you feel good..." http://tinyurl.com/9x68eb
ralphdagza: "Hores, Llike carots... Hores make you feel good..." http://tinyurl.com/9x68eb
JanuaryJan 5 Monday 09
ralphdagza: Sweet! My roommate is here
ralphdagza: Sweet! My roommate is here
JanuaryJan 4 Sunday 09
ralphdagza: Any models out there? Direct message me
ralphdagza: Any models out there? Direct message me
JanuaryJan 3 Saturday 09
ralphdagza: New blog post: Another Air Force Joke http://tinyurl.com/8n6p2g
ralphdagza: New blog post: Another Air Force Joke http://tinyurl.com/8n6p2g