Leo the Lion - Part 1 (still in Italy)

I'm still staying in Viadana (northern Italy) and well the last few days certainly have been interesting to say the least!

Viadana has a population of only around 15,000, however, in a soccer mad country, this is a rugby mad town and the Viadana rugby team is one of …

Wating to board?

Didn't sleep much last night. But I watched a hilarious episode of the American The Office where Michael Scott kisses a gay workmate in front of everyone. I had to stifle my laughing in my pillow. Matt and I are sitting in the departure food court waiting to board in …

La dolce vita - Italia update

Italy is the sweet life! I've pretty much had pizza for dinner every night for the past 2 weeks and I'm still not sick of it. I think there must be some kinda drug in that cheese cause after every pizza meal I'm thinking 'I must get something different for dinner tomo …

I want to get to Melbourne

Firstly something completely unrelated, I'd like to draw attention towards the similarities between Sports fans that wear their teams jersey in normal daily life and Star Trek fans that do the same. Both are living strange childish fantasys in a public forum (which is …

This is the kind of decision that either bankrupts a company or makes them billionares

If it was any other country, I would say bankrupt, but this is Australia.

Perhaps The most shocking thing is how they emphasize the peas. I'm pretty sure in the entire history of the world, peas have never been a tipping point in any advertising campaign, noone has …

Thailand III - Full Moon party etc

Alright, I'm in Berlin now but here's a quick catchup about my last few days in Thailand.

I basically haven't slept in a week, which is actually not far from normality anyway for me. However, despite my current sleep deficit, I'm am absolutely loving every second of my …

Street Ball in East Berlin

I'm staying in East Berlin at the moment. Love this place. The house I'm staying in is basically the East German Jerkpad (for those of you who are family with Lemon's old house - called the Jerkpad), it's great! These East Berlin cats are still playing Street Fighter …

I?m in Frankfurt Main (Germany) - it?s rubbish, just apple wine and airplanes!

Nah seriously, Frankfurt Main could have been a strange and lonely first entry into Europe for me, but thanks to my new friend Michael, who I had met a few days earlier in Thailand, it was awesome! After getting off an overnight plane from Thailand I was A) very …

Last week to the last day

Far out. Today is my last day of work. But aside from that I've had a pretty big 7 days, starting with last Wednesday.

I'd taken Thursday off work (long story) to basically have a longer long weekend. My plan was to sneak up North and stay with Doug and Kirsty and the …

Berlin = rubbish

hahahha I love calling other countries rubbish even though I love them and Berlin is no exception. Note- Im currently writing this message in a hotel in Siena, Italy. Now the funny thing is that its about 12.45am here and when we arrived at the hotel there were no …

St Lukes

Sitting in the St Lukes food hall right now. The internet is pretty expensive (fuck Telecon) but at least I can check the old emails and my car on trade me.

Just saw Black Sheep which was crazy crazy crazy. Mutant sheep attack. Brilliant!

About to see a preview showing …

Being at a mall?

Being at a mall during school holidays is a pain in the ass. Idiot 12 year olds who think the world wants to hear them call their mate a stink fulla. Honestly. Shut up.

Update but still boring

Sitting in a Star Chucks again checking emails. No actual news, but here's the update: car should be sold on Friday and if it doesn't some people from Taranaki will fly up to Aucks for it a drive it home, so that's pretty much sussed. Almost finished sorting out all the …