i am still unemployed.
the EP still isn't finished.
i still live with my parents.
my parents still think i am 12.
3 adults are not enough to wrangle 45 children between the ages of 4 and 12.
kids love videos about people lost in the amazon rain forest (who would have thought?)
it is inevitable that with a group of 45 children in a period of 1 hour at least 7 of them will need to potty.
i am writing new songs that i hope don't suck.
i am playing at bluesboro on july 19th at 8pm. so yeah, go if you're bored or live in murfreesboro or both.
flugtags are a gathering place for every type of character you can imagine. and also a place where i get sunburn.
target is awesome.
memphis is dirty.
you should check out this band called disappointed by candy. if you don't, you're stupid.
it is a good idea to stay away from guys in leather pants that call themselves, "booty." although, they are a hoot and a half.
there's no doors in the potties at the red door saloon. neither are there doors in the dressing rooms at american apparel. both make me uncomfortable beyond reason.
tyler and i are plotting. you'll just have to wait and see.
tyler is a renaissance man and he doesn't even know it. also, he's single so you hot ladies should keep that in mind always.
you should expect lots of news things at virb.com/rhonakelley in the next couple months. no. seriously.
this blog is long and stupid enough.