Richard

20 years old

Male

About

I'm Richard.
It all started in the winter of '89.
Child of the '80s.
By about 2 months.
That makes me 17.

I live in Bridgend.
It's in South Wales.
It's this small town. Most people here are a bit retarded.
You can never leave though. And if you do leave, you come back eventually.
I don't really do much, but I didn't realise until I started to write this.

I like a lot of music.
Indie, pop, indie pop.
Some electonica stuff too.
And Indie electronica.
Like Lemon Jelly. I love Lemon Jelly.
And Fred Deakin does amazing design stuff, too.
I hate emo. So much. Cheer up you cunts.
And lose the fringe.

I don't watch TV much.
I Sky+ Peep Show, and occasionally watch Deal or No Deal.
It has no questions, except one - DEAL OR NO DEAL?
Noel Edmonds is a legend.
That's it, though.
I find it hard to concentrate on anything that's funny.
Most stuff on TV isn't funny.
It's either badly scripted, catchphrase-based, or worse - American.
Note to BBC: Catherine Tate is not funny. Neither was Little Britain after the first 4 episodes.

I'm usually either internetting, or listening to talk radio.
Or both at the same time.
I like Iain Lee, Ian Collins, Mike Mendoza, Clive Bull, and Jon Gaunt - even though he's a bit of a twat.

What's the other thing?
Oh, films.
I don't like a lot of films.
90% of films that are released now are wank.
I strongly believe that we should put a trade embargo on America if they continue to export shit comedy films.
Like Wild Hogs - anyone who saw the trailer for that and still went to see it should be removed from the gene pool with immediate effect.
The same goes for American Pie films, Scary Movie films etc.
THEY'RE NOT FUNNY.
There is some stuff that's American and funny though.
Like Anchorman.
And Arrested Development.

I like short sentences.
Despite all this ranting, I'm not a mentalist.
Much.
Feel free to add me.
Unless you're a 43 year old trucker called Dave, or your name is Garret Nordstrom.
I'd explain about the Garret Nordstrom thing, but it'd be libellous.

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The Strawberry Jam, Aug 22, 2007:

Keep a little jam in your heart.

Declan Proud, May 12, 2007:

YER WEL UR GHAYER LOL

I'm A Mess(ica), Apr 20, 2007:

hahaha that was the most recent movie i watched that brought that question on... although i think it may have started with braveheart and thought of again in LOTR.