I am a small town girl, living in a lonely world, I took the midnight train going anywhere...
This is probably the best blog I ever wrote.....(not really) Apr 6
Funny quote - "True story - on my wall behind me I have a poster for Oceans 11, and one time I opened a picture of Kirsten Dunst, and when I turned around, the image of George Clooney was throwing up."
Documentaries are my most favorite kinds of movies. I also like new ones, and old ones. And ones in between. I do not think that 80's movies are "soooo great" because they are from the 80's. Some are good, and some suck.* That being said. Talladega Nights is not good, Blades of Glory is. Anchorman is over quoted, and if you still quote Old School, grow up nimrod. The only person worse then you, is the kid that still gets drunk and yells, "I'm Rick James, Bitch." And yes, those are all Will Ferrel movies. And I do think he's funny. And I don't care if that makes me a mainstream whore, because I was Will Ferrel BITD, when he was still doing cheerleader on SNL part time bitch. Wait, this section is about movies, crap. Ok, yes, movies are nice.
*As I do also feel strongly that music from the 80's is not "soooo good" because it is from the 80's. If you think this, then you are stupid and need to rethink your life. Oh, and join the 21st century, because music is good here too. So stop dressing like a groupy slut for some band that opened for Crue. You do not look cool, and I do not think you are awesome. I like bands. This is probably the most ridiculous question to ask anybody. Not that there is even a question. It just says Music.....there....I just put a question mark next to it, so now it is a question. So now it definitely is the stupidest question ever. Because I'm gonna put some band on here, and you are gonna read it, and you will judge me, and think that I don't have taste in music. And then I will read yours and know for a certainty that you don't. And we will leave mean comments about the effects of The Smiths on modern culture, or how Led Zeppelin is the most ridiculous live show we never saw. So let's just save it, ok smart ass. So to answer your question. YES.
House, The Black Donellys, Studio 60, Heroes, Lost, The Office, Gilmore Girls (what!), Man vs. Wild, Design on a Dime and about a million others home improvement shows. I watch TV because I enjoy it, so back off. And everyone stop saying things like, "oh i never watch TV." Because we all know its not true. You just don't want to tell me that you watched The Hills marathon for 5 hours last night and ate 2 bags of oreos, while you talked on AIM with your girlfriends about how LC has a sex tape coming out, and you can't believe that she did that. So save it. You watch TV. Everybody does. You aren't the miracle in modern society who has shunned the television because it kills your brain. You drank 5 vodka and tonics and did 2 lemon drop shots last night, your brain is already dead. At least entertain it.
Chuck Palahniuk except for Choke which is of course the only book anybody ever reads by him. Will Christopher Baer is Rad. And for those of you who tell me you don't have time to read, please refer to the previous section in regards to the Hills.
Katie (the Warrenator) says:
hellooo internet friend. nice to see you in person last night...
posted Aug 7