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    <title>rob getzschman</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[i make folk, antifolk and indie rock music. i've moved from dc to venice, california. 

my new album is called "For Mature Audiences Only". recorded by Emmy-winner Jerome Maffeo in Baltimore, mixed by Grammy-winner Dan Gellert in LA, it features my friends Janessa Gans on violin and vocals, Suzanne Waters on vocals, Miles Decastro on sax, Christian Valiente on bass, and Jerome Maffeo on drums. i play a few instruments, including banjo and kazoo. the hardcopy booklet insert features 12 pages of lyrics in fashionable period graphic design. pick up a copy through <a href="http://cdbaby.com/cd/getzschman2" target="_blank">CD Baby</a>, or buy a hardcopy from me with Paypal through my <a href="http://www.myspace.com/robgetzschman" target="_blank">MySpace</a> page.

read me on diverse and learnéd topics at <a href="http://www.robgetzschman.com" title="New Pair of Goggles">www.robgetzschman.com</a>.]]></description>
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      <title>CES and all, but my dogs are barkin'!! #woof #fb</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[CES and all, but my dogs are barkin&#039;!! #woof #fb]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:31:07 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I'm pretty sure this is what a call center will look like in 10 years:...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I&#039;m pretty sure this is what a call center will look like in 10 years: <a href="http://bit.ly/6xxz2d" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/6xxz2d</a> #ces #fb]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:56:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>FYI: there's a line to meet Stan Lee. Leave plenty of time. #ces #fb</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[FYI: there&#039;s a line to meet Stan Lee. Leave plenty of time. #ces #fb]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:40:35 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>just got a visit from @mdkmoto at the LinkedIn BlackBerry booth at #ces</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[just got a visit from <a href="http://twitter.com/mdkmoto" target="_blank">@mdkmoto</a> at the LinkedIn BlackBerry booth at #ces]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 12:55:31 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Machine guns at #ces</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 12:04:42 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Glad to see D-Link has girls in black cocktail dresses shilling for them....</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Glad to see D-Link has girls in black cocktail dresses shilling for them. Nothing says #ces like a little black dress!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:46:04 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Machine guns at #ces http://flic.kr/p/7tYwNC</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Machine guns at #ces <a href="http://flic.kr/p/7tYwNC" target="_blank">http://flic.kr/p/7tYwNC</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:46:03 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>um, Ed Hardy has a booth at #ces. trumping D-Link with chicks in bikinis...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[um, Ed Hardy has a booth at #ces. trumping D-Link with chicks in bikinis #what #fb]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:46:03 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>This new Aria hotel smells strangely like the Gap. They must share...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[This new Aria hotel smells strangely like the Gap. They must share aromatherapists #ces]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:18:30 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I know technically I'm in Vegas, but not one person has handed me a flyer...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I know technically I&#039;m in Vegas, but not one person has handed me a flyer for a nudie bar, so it doesn&#039;t feel real yet #ces #fb]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:18:29 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>My shuttle driver just stopped to ask directions to the hotel. #Vegas #ces</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[My shuttle driver just stopped to ask directions to the hotel. #Vegas #ces]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:39:29 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Guess the website: "Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/robgetzschman/posts/status/7278842</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Guess the website: &quot;Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model&quot; <a href="http://su.pr/2bhzti" target="_blank">http://su.pr/2bhzti</a> #willgetyourejected]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 10:01:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Hint: it's not thisiswhyyourefat.com</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Hint: it&#039;s not thisiswhyyourefat.com]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 10:01:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I like this off-the-cuff Vampire Weekend video of "White Sky":...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I like this off-the-cuff Vampire Weekend video of &quot;White Sky&quot;: <a href="http://su.pr/AqDa0B" target="_blank">http://su.pr/AqDa0B</a> #mm #musicmonday #video]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 23:04:32 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Yo @Facebook, FB is broken with Safari! I get a blank page or a "Oops...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Yo <a href="http://twitter.com/Facebook" target="_blank">@Facebook</a>, FB is broken with Safari! I get a blank page or a &quot;Oops something went wrong&quot; every three clicks; works with Chrome. #fail]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:59:31 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Boris, Wolfmother, same difference: http://su.pr/2BbsCa #rock #musicmonday #mm</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Boris, Wolfmother, same difference: <a href="http://su.pr/2BbsCa" target="_blank">http://su.pr/2BbsCa</a> #rock #musicmonday #mm]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 10:27:17 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>RT @H0U5T0N @airandspace: Jan 1 2010 is 100101 - one of few yearmonthday...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[RT <a href="http://twitter.com/H0U5T0N" target="_blank">@H0U5T0N</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/airandspace" target="_blank">@airandspace</a>: Jan 1 2010 is 100101 - one of few yearmonthday combinations that translate from binary into decimal. This is 37.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 20:55:02 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Whoa, an actual blog post: Teh rapture is comming!!!!1 http://su.pr/1R0vRf...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/robgetzschman/posts/status/7175221</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Whoa, an actual blog post: Teh rapture is comming!!!!1 <a href="http://su.pr/1R0vRf" target="_blank">http://su.pr/1R0vRf</a> #armageddon #2012 #hoax]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 17:35:54 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Teh rapture is comming!!!!1</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/robgetzschman/posts/text/7175133</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I can't get over <a href="http://su.pr/6adXuI">this article</a> about a guy promising that the rapture is finally at hand come May 21, 2011. Oh, did you think it was 2012, according to misinterpretations of Mayan lore?<br /><blockquote>Harold Camping lets out a hearty chuckle when he considers the people who believe the world will end in 2012. "That date has not one stitch of biblical authority," Camping says.</blockquote><br /><br />Ahahaha, so funny, the people who believe it will be in 2012. Especially considering that "On Sept. 6, 1994, dozens of Camping's believers gathered inside Alameda's Veterans Memorial Building to await the return of Christ, an event Camping had promised for two years."<br /><br />Ahahaha, so funny, the people who believed it would be in 1994. But Camping allowed that he "may" have made a mistake. So this time around, he's got a foolproof method to make sure that his calculations are correct:<br /><blockquote>Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."<br /><br />Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year.<br /><br />Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.<br /><br />Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.<br /><br />Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.</blockquote><blockquote><br /></blockquote><div>One word: <i>Phew</i>. I like my science airtight, and this guy's got airtight down to a science. As President Bush said, "Fool me twice... we can't get fooled again!"</div><div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://verydemotivational.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/129060533184878245.jpg" id="_r_a_2986766592" title="God" alt="God" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width="1" height="1" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9035766292360928481-2046047942457534332?l=robgetzschman.blogspot.com" alt="alt" /></div>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 17:30:43 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Fool me once: "On 9/6/94, dozens of Camping's believers gathered...to await...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/robgetzschman/posts/status/7174449</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Fool me once: &quot;On 9/6/94, dozens of Camping&#039;s believers gathered...to await the return of Christ...&quot; <a href="http://su.pr/6adXuI" target="_blank">http://su.pr/6adXuI</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:31:27 -0800</pubDate>
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