Admitting that your younger brother has grown stronger than you is hard.. I choose not to say it to his face.. Mainly, because it isn't true
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The secret to bowling is to look like you don't care when you turn around after your shot.
LICKING envelopes stresses me out. I get way to reliant on predictive text and assume my phone reads my mind.
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Cat puked on the table. Do they purposely choose the most offensive spot to vomit? Considering it hissed at my unprovoked presence. Yes.
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