Ryan
27 years old
Boston
Male
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Sep 7, 2007
Getting OFF!
I have sweet skin. It's irresistible to both women and insects. Some of us lucky enough to have been blessed with this gift feel its curse in the summer. One summer in particular remains permanently engraved in my memories. It was the day i discovered an alternative …
Sep 6, 2007
Poison Ivy Is a Good Thing
WARNING: The following has no affect on people immune to Poison Ivy.
My first experience was in the summer four years ago while I was working at a day camp. Like usual, Poison Ivy found me and began to cover my body. This time, I wasn't going to back down. …
My Top 10
Drop Dead Fred, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Matilda, Ghostbusters, 28 Days Later, Bubba Ho-Tep, Event Horizon, The Aviator, The Matrix, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Music
Phil Collins, Mute Math, Minus the Bear, Nightmares on Wax, DJ Cam, Dzihan & Kamien, Bill Withers, Modest Mouse
Benny, Sep 7, 2007:
Holy shit that is hilarious!
Benny, Apr 17, 2007:
your pic is still killing me!
Benny, Mar 16, 2007:
Your profile pic kills me every time!
Laura Slebodnik, Feb 28, 2007:
small freakin world haha
Todd, Feb 19, 2007:
You look like a demented Costanza.