Last Friday a horde of the undead suddenly took to the streets of downtown

San Francisco wreaking havock. From high in the Ziff Towers, EGM's very own

Michael Donahoe heard news of the chaos down below and he knew he could not sit

idly by. So, he grabbed his trusty Zombie Destroyer Gun and took to the

streets to defend San Francisco!







There is an eerie calm in the streets....Donahoe stakes a hideout to wait

until the zombies attack





Suddenly a mob of zombies turns the corner! Donahoe springs into action!





Well....not for long...





He tries his best to take down one of the zombies...but the gun seems to

have no affect on them!





Oh noez! The zombies attack Donahoe!

















Oh the horror!!!





Get up Donahoe! Get up!!!





Oh noez! Its Zombiehoe!!! (now in Zombie Vision! because as you

know...whenever zombies attack, the world suddenly becomes grainy and has a blue tint)





Hes on the attack!









Whoops...thats just your reflection Zombiehoe!





There thats a person! Attack! Gooood Zombiehoe!





Zombiehoe takes to the streets in search of delicious brains along with the

rest of the zombies...

































He even takes down a father and his child! You heartless monster!!!







Zombies are quite uncoordinated...and Zombiehoe is no exception getting

caught in trees and bus stops









But our Zombiehoe trudges on wandering the streets his thoughts only consumed by the desire for more brains









Wait....what are you doing Zombiehoe?! Nooooooo! I'm your friend!!! Its me!! Dont you remember me Michael?!





I think he remembers me! Theres a glint of recognition in his eyes as he stumbles away sparring me the horror of becoming one of the undead





I decide to take this opportunity and make my escape back to the safety of Ziff Towers. So I take Donahoe's Zombie gun and make my way back through the ever growing mass of zombies.





The gun....IT DOES NOTHING!!!





With no weapons I had to rely on my speed and agility to make it through the blood-thristy zombies (next time I'm coming prepared to go Oneechanbara on their zombie asses!).



Somehow I make it back safely to the office to tell the tale of brave Michael Donahoe and his battle with the zombies. He fought hard, but in the end he was no match for them (maybe he should have look at the Dead Rising Walkthrough for some tips in zombie warfare).



Nevertheless....we shall always remember Donahoe and his brave battle against the zombies





To check out more photos of zombies attacking downtown San Francisco, check out the nifty snazztastic slideshow !!!.



PS-In case any of you were worried, we love Donahoe so much that we decided keep him on staff writing even as a zombie. Now we just have to keep him shackled to his desk and train him to type reviews that consist of more than the word "braaaaaiiinnnnssss" typed over and over.