OctoberOct 14 Wednesday Wed 09
Just read up on the legend of Krampus and I gotta say, Bavarians have MUCH more to offer than just pretzels.
SeptemberSep 22 Tuesday Tue 09
California's autumn stinks of summer.
JuneJun 29 Monday Mon 09
What's up with the gangstas in Oakland? Chicago is making you look bad.
I'm so glad that people are recycling and rewording decade-old Michael Jackson jokes. They're just as un-funny now as they were then.
JuneJun 19 Friday Fri 09
If you haven't seen that show "Wipeout," on ABC, chances are, you're not stoned. If you watch it regularly, see the movie "Idiocracy."
JuneJun 18 Thursday Thu 09
This summer is and will always be known as the "Summer of 'I don't really care if I see that band' to the 3rd power."
JuneJun 17 Wednesday Wed 09
I've had a Cher song stuck in my head for two days. An ice-pick to the cerebellum sounds mighty fine, right about now!
JuneJun 14 Sunday Sun 09
The mall food court is a freak-show. Something in between a circus and a fashion award ceremony.
JuneJun 12 Friday Fri 09
Here's a tip: stand next to the keg. There's nothing quite like saying hi to your boss when you're four beers deep.
JuneJun 10 Wednesday Wed 09
I wanna find out which third grader is writing lyrics for the Black Eyed Peas.... and take his pen and paper away from him.
JuneJun 9 Tuesday Tue 09
the world is dead at 6am. Like a granite graveyard, sleeping. So sullen in it's slumber. Coffee is king.
JuneJun 4 Thursday Thu 09
Breaking news: people continue to kill in the name of their God. What a silly and stone-age era we live in.
JuneJun 2 Tuesday Tue 09
read two articles about traces of cocaine being found in Red Bull. It's no wonder I drink one and get the urge to reorganize my sock-drawer.
MayMay 29 Friday Fri 09
prepared to put a serious dent in the world's supply of beer, tonight. To my wallet: you've been warned!
MayMay 28 Thursday Thu 09
Sometimes I don't want to go to a party so I just tell people that I can't make it because I'm in-between haircuts. Confusion is a tool.
MayMay 24 Sunday Sun 09
Long to celebrate my primal urges by BBQing animal flesh and consuming grog on Santa Cruz beach. Enjoy, I will.
MayMay 23 Saturday Sat 09
Would like to thank McG for completely ruining what could have been a great Terminator movie.
MayMay 21 Thursday Thu 09
feeling like Milton from Office Space today. And the entire world is my Lumbergh. Do me a favor, world.... move me to the basement.
MayMay 20 Wednesday Wed 09