Recent Blog Posts
Easy
1 comment | posted May 14
Easy must be a word made up by guys who wanted to get sucked and fucked really bad and couldn't appreciate it when it DID happen, because they were too busy marking it down in a note pad and saying gee, "that was easy!" Forgive me, as I don't run to them and commend them with an Easy Button from Staples.
If You Want to Get Political
4 comments | posted May 12
I hate it. I think its prototypical of Americans to think of the minor details, rather than what candidates are about. It shouldn't be a reality TV show, but if the nation could "have it their way", they would be watching the specials on MTV. It kills me, when people just eeney meeny miney moe their choice of country leader.
Rhinorrhea & Revelations
post a comment | posted May 7
My nose is itching and burning as if a man, one millimeter tall, was running on the walls of my nose with a blow torch lit. I am also tearing as if I were working an eight hour shift cutting gigantic onions. I itch like an addict and my eyes are swollen, along with the rest of my face... if you haven't guessed, my nose is red and I am extremely congested.I've taken the allergy medication, it's been completely unreliable... as if my allergies were a bouncer, and the pills were twelve years old.
Not-So-Recent Blog Posts
Semi-Existentialism
post a comment | posted May 4
The world is a beautiful place; nature is amazing; life is miraculous. And since the beginning of time, human beings have been inevitably tainting it. For all I know, I taint it as well, but I do my best to leave the the least of a streak as I can.
Things seem grim on planet earth, but I am not bitter. Actually, I will do my best to stop complaining about it as well. That takes energy, energy that is not utilized to make it better; to erase the streak.
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