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Charlize Theron

An only child born in the sun
South African her native tongue
When she was young she'd clean a pond
To splash and play like mermaid Madison

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Charlize Theron your legs are so long
Charlize Theron your hair is so blonde
Hyacinth blue eyes cherubic cheeks and thighs
Charlize Theron you're the tears in a yawn
Charlize Theron you're the crack of dawn

At the age of six she learned ballet
Nutcracker suite and of course Swan Lake
Then she won a model show
Benoni beauty had to go
So Mama put her on a plane
There she found the shores of L.A
Ulcers bloomed from day to day
The Farmer's Daughter was no place to stay

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Charlize Theron your legs are so long
Charlize Theron your hair is so blonde
Teeth of foam lips of sky Margaritas by the pool side
Charlize Theron you're the forests only fawn
Charlize Theron you're the King's only pawn

And then a clerk refused her cheque
Arm-waving tantrum almost broke his neck
Now she's on the silver screen
Or falling from bouncy trampolines
To the cover of Elle & Vogue
Rumour has it she no longer smokes

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Charlize Theron your legs are so long
Charlize Theron your hair is so blonde
Matsuhisa, Delilah & Denver, Mama Gerda all forever
Charlize Theron you're a Dandelion
Charlize Theron you're Woodys' Kensington
Charlize Theron you're a chocolate bon-bon
Charlize Theron you're the flux in Aeon
Charlize Theron you're balls to the walls
Charlize Theron you're Baryshnikov
Charlize Theron you've got it all wrong
Charlize Theron you're not a monster at all