My dad always manages to get me the perfect card. The perfect balance between mush, understanding, & humor.
"That's when I came across the story of Sharky, the 30 year old dolphin, who died after colliding with another dolphin during a trick at Sea World . Like c'mon that's got to be hand's down one of the saddest things ever. It's right up there with a baby unicorn massacre. …
"You're just the saddest girl in the whole world." - Summer Roberts to Marissa Cooper
I'm very sad and very happy. Both at once.
I saw two guys fight tonight. It was funny, though it shouldn't have been.
Great Birthday Wishes!
I'm stuck on the bus ride from hell.
go shortyit's yo birthdaywe gon' partylike it's yo birthdaybecause....it's your birthday! happy bday!
PoopReport's charity drive for women's latrines in Uttar Pradesh - Boing Boing: Passing along this interesting but important effort.
Besides my awful bus ride, this day is starting out pretty well. That should teach me to just walk the 10 minutes to work.
Not just lip service: Gloss can invite skin cancer - Skin and beauty- msnbc.com: Yikes!
Kittens-Coca Cola Box Video - Metacafe (via Metacafe)
Because kittens rock!

Prada animation by James Jean and CocoRosie - Boing Boing
Absolutely beautiful and I really like CocoRosie to boot!
Usmagazine.com | Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag Pose Together for Rolling Stone: Of course they did.
5 Favorite Things in my room: wooden hippo statue, bed, picture of the bf in Barcelona, sleep mask, iHome
5 Things I've always wanted to do: scuba dive, hold a baby monkey, win the …