OctoberOct 16 Friday 09
“If one more of my 'Whole Foods' friends tells me that we should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet.”
Patton Oswalt
OctoberOct 7 Wednesday 09
“There are two kinds of people who wear sunglasses indoors: Blind people and assholes.”
Larry David
SeptemberSep 14 Monday 09
“Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.”
William James (via @zappos)
AugustAug 25 Tuesday 09
“Why would I want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If I want to talk to you, I'll answer.”
AugustAug 24 Monday 09
“Oh my holy crap! Surveillance doe — I hate those.”
Sam Rockwell, Gentlemen Broncos
AugustAug 20 Thursday 09
“Just like John Wilkes Booth our low prices are gonna sneak up behind you and blow your brains out!”
Will Ferrell, The Goods
JulyJul 17 Friday 09
“Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
JulyJul 8 Wednesday 09
“A short story is the ultimate close-up magic trick -- a couple of thousand words to take you around the universe or break your heart.”
Neil Gaiman
MayMay 1 Friday 09
“It's on like a prawn that yawns at dawn.”
Andy Bernard, Regional Sales Director of Dunder Mifflin Scranton
MarchMar 24 Tuesday 09
“I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot... and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed.”
Michael Jordan
MarchMar 19 Thursday 09
“You wrote the song I wanna play / I'll write you harmony in C”
MarchMar 5 Thursday 09
“Would you rather be feared or loved? I want people to fear how much they love me.”
Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton
MarchMar 2 Monday 09
“Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it!”
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
FebruaryFeb 19 Thursday 09
“Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die.”
Demetri Martin