conquistadors, shortening words, drawing nudes, drawing monsters, drawing nude monsters, thai food, watching people at wal-mart (peg-leg), chocolate pockets, sweaty foreheads, wearing slipper socks, pretending i know how to play the keyboard, rolling my eyes, licking skittles, broken-in vans slip-ons, watching the royals lose, snap shirts, wanting to marry george w. bush, being sarcastic (see previous), colored gels, the different voices robots make, apples (the fruit), apple (the brand), red rover, really tall people, laughing, shirts that say "hard rocket, " strip clubs that are missing the third "X"
i spell my name with an i and two e's.
my birthday is march third.