Emmet Smith
22 years old
New Haven, CT
Male
About
Loyal Investors,
Please take note of this potential transaction
Company: Aerofoam Materials Inc.
Symbol: AFML
Price: $0.12
Target: $0.46
Developing new fireproof fuel-tank liners to be installed on all future Airbus 380s.Factories under construction in Mexico, India and Malaysia: On the verge of a worldwide sales explosion. Don't be the one to miss out this time.
More Peripherally,
Least Favorite Color: Yellow
Least Favorite Hair Styles:
M: Flat Top
F: Perm
Most Prized Collections: College rejection letters, Ski resort trail maps
Weapon of Choice: AR34
Favorite Soviet Premier: Nikita Khrushchev
His Weapons of choice: R-7 Class ICBMs
Ratio of sane to insane cats owned: 1:6
Ratio of sane to insane family members: 10:12
Car: '96 Honda Civic (silver, hatch-back)
Skateboard: Flexdex Slalom 30"
Print on only necktie: Windsurfers
Favorite Authors: Coupland, Atwood, Nabokov, Pullman
Childhood Vacation Destination: Block Island
Childhood Trauma: When the girl two rows in front of me on a trans-atlantic flight walked in on me peeing and stared back at me for the next six hours
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Feb 19, 2007
Finally, we have a winner!
My Theme got shortlisted to be read in class. We'll find out if I actually got it tomorrow.
edit: Yes! This time I win!
Assignment 5.4: Write a theme in which you use sentence structure and punctuation to convey the movement of thought. Your theme may involve …
Jan 22, 2007
DT week 1 Highlights
Here's my best theme of the week. hope y'all like it.
Theme 1.3:
Recount an incident or event—real or imagined, from your life or from someone else's—using a limited or unreliable narrator. Remember that "limited" need not mean immature nor "unreliable" …
Jan 9, 2007
Definitely Not a Civil War of Creative achievement
The immortal words of our infallible administration, as posted on the bridge of the USS Abraham Lincoln;—good old honest Abe! oh, the irony!—"Mission Accomplished!"
My Virb is officially active and awesome. I'd hold a press conference and entertain comments on …
Recent plays (2,304)
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max, Feb 24, 2007:
dude, you need to take a poetry class @ yale....... just so in the middle you can jump up and go
SHELLY WAS A MAN YOU PHILISTINE!
Laura, Feb 23, 2007:
not bad, not bad.
max, Feb 7, 2007:
join teh club
max, Feb 7, 2007:
how goooooooood is menomena
max, Jan 25, 2007:
max's virb... SO HOT RIGHT NOW
max, Jan 24, 2007:
secret base
max, Jan 24, 2007:
any girl i cheated on, sheets was skeeted on!
Sam, Jan 19, 2007:
Yo stilo.
max, Jan 16, 2007:
i cant wait to get our of here. whoever said "times of our lives" about hs didnt have my family. gah.
max, Jan 11, 2007:
mind you its still beta dude, anything can happen. your page is green like cnotes... cnotes by the layer , true fuckin player