I am currently Sitting on my rack waiting for a voluntary inspection of my locker.

so i shall explain why...earlier today i went down stairs with my bunk buddy (we bunk on the third floor) because my buddy had lost his wall locker key. So we waited for the guy in front of as he said that he was missing $75 and a $2 bill. so we spent 5 minutes listening to the sergeant asking if the guy was sure that he had locked his wall locker. We finally got to ask the sergeant if he had bolt cutters (and got yelled at for it). his answer was in short "not right now." as we were going up stairs,over the intercom we the sergeant telling everyone that they had 15 min. amnesty to turn in the cash before we all went out for PT, until someone confessed. in that time people started pooling $ together to take down to the sergeant so we wouldn't have to do PT. But no one was able to turn in the $2 bill even though people tried (because they sucked at lying.). so we did 30 min of PT. after coming back from filling our canteens we all volunteered to have our lockers searched and thus here i am.

{To conclude the story the guy found the money in one of his other pockets. because the guy was an idiot they gave everyone 4 minutes of phone time. i can only imagine what they did to the idiot that night. Mike hasn't told me.}