VIRB

Dear Charlie Rumble,
There's this band called the Rumble Strips, they seem to be this huge NME buzz band lately. And every time I read about them I think of you because rumble is not a very commonly used word and even less common as a last name I feel. So today when I was creepily facebooking your name I came across a group dedicated to that very band's lead singer. And Charlie I think you can only guess what his name is..... ok if you haven't guessed yet it's Charlie. I thought it was just entirely unlikely that there would be a band with your last name which had a singer with your first name. Immediately I thought of you and I just had to tell you. But you see Charlie, since you seem to shun all forms of communication other than ignoring my cell phone calls, I could not think of a way to contact you about this. So I decided to write it here in my little Verb blog and send it out to the internet universe in the hope that it might one day get to you. And I know that if it never does, I will probably see you when I am drunkenly stumbling around Southie after the St. Patty's Day parade and I promise to tell you then.
Love your friend,
Sarah