dear tentation apples,

why can't i forget you? YUM here. ...

RIGHT NOW

I'm burning the final disk of catalog files. The printer rep will be here shortly with the first round of cover proofs and the disk will leave my hands and oh lord the catalog is DONE! (mostly! hopefu...

grok til broad daylight

it would be really interesting to know exactly how much sleep i've had the past few days, because i'm pretty sure i'm past tired and sortof losing my hearing from exhaustion, if that makes sense.i'm a...

superior mistress: making him _______

maybe steer clear?

rushing out the door at 7something this morning:reclusive downstairs neighbor: "Are you chilling in apartment 2?"me: "No, I live in 1."reclusive downstairs neighbor: "Oh, apartment 2 is trying to kill...

reasons to get out of bed in the morning:

| first alarm |danish. donut. cherry turnover. coffee, for the love of god. kix? oatmeal? a fucking pop tart? pick yr poison..is it going to rain today?it's cold.. but then again, it's cold and feels ...

Wilco album

It took a Wilco album for me to realize how old I am. I'm a damned adult (even if I never do grow up). I listen to Wilco? I never used to listen to Wilco. When did this happen? Ugh, what ev, I really ...

these days

At this moment, I'm just feeling really lucky, and really thankful. Nothing is perfect, it hasn't been and it will not be, but how much does that matter? Not much, because I have really fantastic frie...

I'm supposed to be getting crunk right now?

Instead I'm reading this:Sunday, September 23, 2007 Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) Your career path may be clearly illuminated during the month ahead as the Sun moves through your pr...

real fast..

Too many posties this week! BUTI've been such a moron. Been rated as high as 70% shithead this week.. that's quite the jump from my average 30% levels.A. Who's got the issues? I'm a freakout, a total ...

Caricature.

Two blogs in three days is too much. I know it, and I'll hear it from Leah. Reading my blogs "takes too much time," she says, and I'd have to agree, for most of it is self-indulgent bullshit that's a ...

crumbling teeth

Last night (this morning), I dreamt that I was having pain in my mouth, something I perceived to be a delayed ailment from the accident a couple of weeks ago. Bottom teeth, right back, in so much pain...

tiny pix of true love

..of new bad ass bike. Yes, that's a fixed (well, a singlespeed flip-flop) you're looking at. Yes, i'm going to be careful with this one, and yes, I may hurt myself anyway. She doesn't have a name yet...

mystery seeds

I've been on a major sunflower seed-eating stint at work lately, and this morning when I arrived, there was a new bag of seeds waiting for me on my desk. Someone is very thoughtful! And also, maybe cr...

Manifesto: I need to settle down.

Really, out of control. Proceeding to dial it down for real this time. My apartment is such a wreck, and so is my face, and so is my bike, and I'm a deadbeat dog mom. Do you ever have those moments of...

pocket call apology, for all who apply

World wide apology hereby officially submitted to any and all who receive mysterious phone calls from me of the rustling-around, nothingness variety. Sometimes (for instance, if I forget to lock the k...

sunglasses so tired on RI

soo-ooooo tired. love rhode island st. looooove it so much.love the neighbors. and alllll the neighbor dogs. my house has 4 yorkies combined. yorkie party.help me unpack? nah, don't blame you. i don't...

toptin

So, I've been crashing at my mom's place for a few weeks while my new apartment was being remodeled, and now that the interim is winding down, I feel slightly sad to leave. I'm sure I've complained en...

no one ever knows better

The office where I work is always so cold, but I'm the only one who seems to think so. Sometimes I go in the bathroom and run the hot water over my hands and wrists to warm up, the place where the blo...

story hour

My little brother came home yesterday. He said, "oh, my friend so-and-so just had a baby the other day. She didn't even know she was pregnant."Now.. this is not the first time I've heard about somethi...