Well, this is new.

I have had my name misspelled a few different ways in newspapers (yes, even my own). The usual Steven instead of Stephen, Hass instead of Haas, Steve and a few other variations. There have been photos of mine that run with somebody else's name underneath.

I'm pretty sure I have never had my name merged with my boss, who captions his photos as Kelly J. Huff.

Hopefully Stephen J. Haas is as popular with the ladies as Stephen Haas.

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