If you're a big nerd like I am, you may know what a Just In Time compiler is. For the rest of you, it's a magic method of procrastination used by computers (notably, newer versions of Flash use a JIT script compiler, IIRC).

Sometimes, my schedule is like a JIT compiler. I have a piece of advice I'd like to offer prospective college students.

Don't do this.

Not that I'm going to, you know, stop myself. But now I can (hypothetically) say 'I told you so' to random strangers. Take that, random strangers.

Yeah.