Subliminal Rape
Techno / Industrial / Experimental
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These electro-harmonic permutation signals are designed to aid in the reprogramming of your mind! Subliminal Rape is more effective and cheaper than drinking drain-o to remove the nasty buildup in your brain. Once it's been flushed with Subliminal Rape, you'll immediately notice increased focus and better mood. No more nystagmus or casual social vomiting ever again! Just imagine, no more panic attacks or mood swings, no more flaky itchy skin around your eyes.
We have thousands of testimonials from customers all over the world saying how they just can't live without it:
"I had depression, anxiety, social vomiting, and loss of appetite. I quit seeing my friends and lost interest in the internet and beating my kids. Then my husband told me to try a few huge doses of Subliminal Rape. Now I'm back to my old self again. No more embarrassing nights spent home alone eating my pets. I've got a new perspective on life, and I wouldn't trade it for all the harsh cleaning chemicals in the world."
- Holly McGruder, Modesto CA
"Subliminal Rape is better than ritualistically slathering your head in x y or z! It's so smooth and fast acting, its like it's prescription strength or something. As soon as I took it for the first time the pressure behind my eyes disappeared. Before it felt like there were tiny creatures inside burrowing their way to the surface. Now I feel like theres a giant turtle bobbing around in there and he's just splashing and splashing and slapping his flippers against the water. Thanks Subliminal Rape!"
- Steve Guttenberg, Modesto CA
We are so confident that Subliminal Rape will work for you, we are going to give you your first dose for FREE. No commitment to buy, and we'll even throw in this sizable accessory!
Once you've tried it, you'll be telling everyone how much easier it is to bear the burden of economic slavery when you've had Subliminal Rape sloshing around inside your cranium for a few hours. Be sure to write us and tell us how it works for you!
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Subliminal Rape, May 28, 2008:
SIR, I think you misunderstand the point. Rape is something that light petting could never be. It's something that all members of the human family agree is an important part of this balanced breakfast. It's chock full of vitamins and minerals.
The next time you sit down to your eggs and OJ with a squalling baby puking down your back, ask yourself this question: "Gee, wouldn't this be so much better with a nice bowl of subliminal rape?"
Try it, you'll see what I mean.
Artboredom, Apr 26, 2008:
Why does it have to be rape? Why not snuggling or light petting? Subliminal Light Petting [SLP] is more marketable. Rape is so last year.