The Suspicious Package is...

Miss Emilia, Billy the Kid, & FlAshpants

the DANCE legacy begins

src="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.js?mediaId:382331;affiliateId:111188;height:392;width:480;" type="text/javascript">> SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE brings you fresh-n-clean media-mash-up oh-shit-no-they-didn't! shows. From the bklyn hipsters to the wall street i-b'ers, the computer geek hero to the new vic housewife - everyone sweats the package.
SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE serves up dance, burlesque & live performance with choreography and conecepts to make you wanna turn up the fan, the can-cans, and break up the cops.
SUSPICOUS PACKAGE, spreadin' virally and hockey-stick-graphically from the East River shores, may make you wanna explode.
BE WARNED: Suspicious Package might be in the seat next to you, right now. Steamy, unknown, and smelling like Madagascar vanilla. Do you want to touch it? Go on. You might like it.
! What a Package !

Emergency: Suspicious Package or Object

If you receive or discover a suspicious package or foreign device, do NOT touch it, tamper with it, or move it. Dial 6-6666 immediately and report it to the Department of Public Safety.

Detecting Suspicious Packages or Letters:
*Lumps, bulges, or protrusions on package
*A lopsided or heavy-sided package or excessive masking tape
*Packages wrapped in string
*Excess postage on small packages or letters
*Handwritten notes, such as, "To Be Opened in the Privacy of," "Confidential," "Your Lucky Day Is Here", "Prize Enclosed"
*Hand delivered or "dropped off for a friend" packages or letters
*Foreign mail, air mail, and special-delivery packages

Move people away. Do not move or open the package. Do not investigate too closely.

Suspicious Package Established Apr 2007

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Dirrty Dance against "Clean Coal " and MTR

Have you seen our piece about drrrrty, drrrrty coal mining? To support the ideas behind our dance, please be sure to sign this petition against liquid coal in the US. You can also click on Appalachian Voices to learn more about this shocking practice in our nation's own mountains.

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