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Tanja (tan-ya)

The Tanja (tan-ya) is an extraterrestrial morphed into human form. Is a freelancer and full-blown workaholic. Thrives on constructive criticism, challenging projects and humor. Her resume is here.

Loves comic books/graphic novels, video games, watching movies till it's brain implodes, and rockin' out to some good ol' classic rock.

First game was Math Castle on a 80X86 IBM PC with 10 megs. Has never left the computer since. Was raised on the web. First got online with a V.32 high-speed, 9600 bps data modem back in 1992, when she was four. Fluent in 1337 and speaks in acronyms. Loves Monty Python and relates to Freakazoid.

Has multiple personality disorder due to a major rip the inter dimensional space time continuum when the universe was constructed, but is pretty normal except for that.. and a few other things... Non-corrosive. Keep away from water. Do not expose to extreme sunlight, will melt.

Caution! Perpetually hyperactive except when unconscious. Runs entirely on caffeine.

Super human abilities include teleportation, soundless sneezing, immunity to brain freezes, super speed, and communicating with lemurs. Ninja safe. Favorite foods include pasta, beer, gum or black peppercorns. Is not machine washable or recyclable. Keep away from matches; for your own good.

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Dude, My Face is Like Totally Numb... Apr 5

Do not drink.. like.. a lot of stuff that like totally has this alcohol stuff... 'cause like whoooa.. my brain duuude!

...I like Fridays, don't you? ^ ^.

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Interests?

The web (it's my life), moviemaking (it's my love), creativity (is my life blood), comedy, comic books, pc/video games, hip hop, urban underground, spoken word, breakdance, martial arts, stunts, poetry, philosophy, design, technology, the universe and almost everything.

Music, Yay!

Hobbies?

Telekinesis, Mind Control, and Conquering the Universe.

Web Stuffs?

StumbleUpon, Pure Pwnage, YTMND, Cute Overload, Revver, DivX Stage6 and anything else that has random, funny or creative content.

Comic Books?

Marvel's X-Men, Wolverine, and Multiple Man Comics, DC's Batman, Vertigo's Hellblazer, Dark Horse's Hell Boy, Frank Miller's Sin City, Crossgen's Ruse, and the rest I can't remember. I looooves comic books, they're like magic cookies, I must have more. If you know of any good ones, It would be a crime not to tell me.

Movies?

Probably anything based on a comic book... The X-Men Trilogy, Blade (only the first one), Men in Black, UltraViolet, Underworld, Unleashed, Kung Fu Hustle, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Kiss of the Dragon, Iron Monkey, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Lucky Number Slevin, Me, Myself & Irene, Army of Darkness, The Fifth Element, Judge Dredd (just for that one line..), and tons more. If you make awesome movies I'd like to see em'.

Music?

Anything done well and with love. I like music that makes me wanna dance about like silly which would be anything from Classic Rock to Hip Hop. Classical and some Jazz wouldn't really get me to do back flips, but I still like em'.