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IM STARTING RIGHT NOW MIGHT NOT MAKE IT TO MONDAY MORNING

ONE DAY IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IT STARTED POURIN'

NO UMBRELLAS HATERS THROWING SALT MORE THAN MORTON

LOVE THE LITTLE FELLAS KNOW IM THE MAN NOT ORKIN

LIKE GIRLS THAT ORDER HEALTHY PORTIONS AND ARE WELL PROPORTIONED

PREFER A WHALE OVER FRAIL I CAN TELL YOU'RE SNORTIN'

YOU'RE REALLY A DORK LIKE YOU CANT AFFORD JORDANS

NOT A FLUKE WHEN I COME OUT ON TOP LIKE THE DORSAL FIN

SHARKS RARELY COME UP FOR AIR YOU DARE SNORKLING

MORE SKIN ATTRACTS THEM BEWARE WHEN ITS SCORCHIN'

EXTRA CAREFUL WITH THE CHINA DISHES RARE PORCEILIN

OPEN DOORS FOR YOU CHANGE THE WORLD LIKE JIM MORRISON

>LIKE IM THE BLACK POWER RANGER TIME FOR MIGHTY MORHPIN'
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>FORTUNATE I WASNT A MISCARRIAGE OR ABORTION
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>THE PRODUCT OF MY PARENTS COURTING MARRIAGE AND SPORKING
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>IM UNCORKING BOTTLES HEAR I COULDA BEEN AN ORPHAN CHEERS
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>BORN AND RAISED IN LA WASNT ALWAYS A LAKER HATER
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>87-88 MAGIC WAS MY PLAYER
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>IN NO TIME CAME THE MIKE SHOWTIME SEE YA LATER
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>LIKE ALL LADIES GOT AIDS I DONT KNOW WONT LAY HER
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>GOD ONLY KNOWS THE WAY WE GO IM NO SAVIOR
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>EVEN IF SHE DONT WANNA BE SAVED IM GON' SAVE HER
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>SHE SAVOR THE TASTE OF THE BASS AND LIKED MY FLAVOR
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>EXACTLY WHAT THEY ASKED FOR DONT OWE ME NO FAVORS
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>I OWE IT ALL TO HIP HOP ITS BEEN A LIFE SAVER
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>DONT WATCH STAR WARS I SKY WALK NO LIGHT SABER
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>UP ALL NIGHT AND AINT A RAVER LIKE MY NEIGHBOR
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>THE LONLIEST CRUSADER I BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR
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>THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY THAT MOMS WOULD LET ME KEEP MY PAGER
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>TRY AND TAKE HER ADVICE TO PAY HER BACK FOR LOVE AND LABOR
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>SHE GAVE ME THE SAME GREY HAIRS THAT I GAVE HER
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>CAME OUTTA NOWHERE LIKE ALL THESE BLACK SKATERS
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>OH MY
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>MOMS KEPT ME BY HER NOW BE LIKE YOU GO BOY
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>USED TO KEEP ME GROUNDED NOW SHE SAY IM SO FLY
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>STILL ROCK MY ARGYLE SOCKS NO BOW TIE
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>STAY TRUE THATS JUST SOMETHING I DO I DONT TRY
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>CANT BELIEVE EVERYTHING IS TRUTH WHY IM GON' LIE?
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>SOMETIMES JUST TO GET THRU TO YOU IM GON' PRY
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>BUT WE GON' GET TO THE RESOLUTION DONT CRY
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>LIKE TEAR DUCTS IN YOUR EYE WONT PRODUCE THEIR BONE DRY
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>AND LIVE YOUR LIVE LIKE YOU FINALLY FEEL YOU DONT DIE
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>GROWING UP I HAD COLD OLDER COUSINS FROM THE CHI
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>EVEN THOUGH THEY SAID IT WAS MY VOICE WASNT TOO HIGH
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>NEVER WAS UNABASHED OR BASHFUL OR TOO SHY
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>ASK ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ME THEY'LL SAY IM A GOOD GUY
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>IN A LAND OF VOWELS AND CONSONANTS I VY TO BE A Y
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>TO GET MY POINT ACROSS I CROSS MY T'S AND DOT MY I'S