DecemberDec 22 Monday 08
Have Yourself A Wicked Hardcore XMas
Happy Holidays From The Elder Statesmen!!!!!!!!!PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!(courtesy of India Lund and Freddie the black guy)It's our last show in mp3 format.(Last as in most recent btw.)Fuck Yes!Jim...
BTW BITCHES!!!!
New Youtube channel:www.youtube.com/theelderstatesmenYou are so welcome.Jim
DecemberDec 17 Wednesday 08
TardXCore
So MySpace is being dumb, and won't post the new songs, but you can hear two new ones on our purevolume, purevolume.com/theelderstatesmen.Also, thanks to everyone who cam out to our show last night, w...
DecemberDec 15 Monday 08
Well, you know...
A lot of interesting things have been going on right now. We're all getting ready for finals up here on the hill, but have found the time to have one more show with our very good friends The Pittsburg...
DecemberDec 11 Thursday 08
Huge News, and We all love vajayjay!
The epicness of all epicness!A celebration of collaboration, The Pittsburgh Zombies and The Elder Statesmen are now officially releasing their eps together. Who wants to buy a few songs from one band,...
So I'm posting another one today...
To Whom It May Concern,I have given up some things that I love, and have been re-evaluating the things in my life I do or do not need. First, let it be known, I am not the greatest writer. I stumble a...
DecemberDec 8 Monday 08
MY NUTS IN YO MOUF, YO NUTS IN MY MOUF! READ THIS!
I started a new band (don't worry it won't interrupt with this one), but I feel like people need to be our friends on myspace. We're called kisskissdiedye (yes, we're dead serious)...(myspace.com/kiss...
DecemberDec 6 Saturday 08
MY NUTS IN YO MOUF, YO NUTS IN MY MOUF! READ THIS!
I started a new band (don't worry it won't interrupt with this one), but I feel like people need to be our friends on myspace. We're called kisskissdiedye (yes, we're dead serious)...(myspace.com/kiss...
NovemberNov 8 Saturday 08
So anyway...
Congratulations. I have a couple bones to pick with you fuckers. Is it cool to use people. Yeah she's hot, yeah she's nice and guess what, I'm tappin that (as he looks to his best friend receiving a l...
BIG PURPLE DILDOS IN RI!!!
So here I am at three o'clock, at a Quality Inn in beautiful Rhode Island, when three supremely unattractive girls come a-knocking at the door. Before I go any further in this story, I should clear up...
NovemberNov 2 Sunday 08
Shows, Recording, and other awesome stuff...
Dear Everyone,
I would like to start out by saying thanks in advance to anyone who comes to see us or our friends play this coming Sunday.
Next, I would like to ask everyone to check out a real...
Studio, show, and three tasty hos
So for those of you who came out and saw us play our very first show last Sunday, we thank you very much. It was a lot of fun to get out there and finally play a show, and our hard work sort of paid o...
recordingz?
sup y'all,It's friday, and I guess later tonight (by tonight I mean tomorrow morning) the Elder Statesmen are going to bring their unprofessional asses to the thunder-dome! That is the LSC recording s...
da studio ft. Unkie Joel
well well well, we meet again. Here I sit with my campbells soup and my thermals stoking my anarchist, anti-religion fuego, and i thinks to my self, gee that was fun. Of course we fucked up more times...
O, America!
I think Butch is gonna be angray mafucka.Ima beat him to the angry rant blog post.Today I saw this kid I used to know, and asked him about the high school I went to, asked if it had changed at all. He...
O, America! (Part 2): A Follow Up (Mostly just more quote)
ARRRGH!!!!FUCK ANN COULTER MAN, SHE IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS!?!?!?!Check this quote:"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert t...
Sigh...
Tomorrow nite = vocalsTonite practiceRest of week = mixing/masteringsaturday showfuck my life i am never going to sleep again.
Congrats to you guys!
It has recently come to my attention that people, as a generallity, are inherently stupid fucks.
This thought first came to me a long time ago, after getting grief for the clothes that I wear and the ...
An awesome amount of shit!
Alright, so The Elder Statesmen played another successful show last night to quite a few more people than our last show. Thanks to Pathos, The Pittsburgh Zombies, and Kids These Days for playing and s...