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    <description><![CDATA[inhale. exhale. 

Life's too short, join a band, sing out of key and off time, and be true to yourself, because as selfish as it sounds, we are all we will ever have.]]></description>
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      <title>Halloween (Misfits cover)</title>
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      <title>I Bet The Guys In Hybrid Are A Bunch Of Dinks</title>
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      <title>Magic Balls Deluxe</title>
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      <title>Boys Dressed Like Girls Dressed Like Steve Booshay!</title>
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      <title>Wake Up</title>
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      <title>Have Yourself A Wicked Hardcore XMas</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Happy Holidays From The Elder Statesmen!!!!!!!!!PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!(courtesy of India Lund and Freddie the black guy)It&apos;s our last show in mp3 format.(Last as in most recent btw.)Fuck Yes!Jim...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:41:04 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>BTW BITCHES!!!!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[New Youtube channel:www.youtube.com/theelderstatesmenYou are so welcome.Jim]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:41:03 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>TardXCore</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[So MySpace is being dumb, and won&apos;t post the new songs, but you can hear two new ones on our purevolume, purevolume.com/theelderstatesmen.Also, thanks to everyone who cam out to our show last night, w...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:13:31 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Well, you know...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[A lot of interesting things have been going on right now. We&apos;re all getting ready for finals up here on the hill, but have found the time to have one more show with our very good friends The Pittsburg...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:00:49 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Huge News, and We all love vajayjay!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The epicness of all epicness!A celebration of collaboration, The Pittsburgh Zombies and The Elder Statesmen are now officially releasing their eps together. Who wants to buy a few songs from one band,...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:28:09 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>So I'm posting another one today...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[To Whom It May Concern,I have given up some things that I love, and have been re-evaluating the things in my life I do or do not need. First, let it be known, I am not the greatest writer. I stumble a...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:28:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>MY NUTS IN YO MOUF, YO NUTS IN MY MOUF! READ THIS!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I started a new band (don't worry it won't interrupt with this one), but I feel like people need to be our friends on myspace. We're called kisskissdiedye (yes, we're dead serious)...(myspace.com/kiss...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:37:47 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>MY NUTS IN YO MOUF, YO NUTS IN MY MOUF! READ THIS!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I started a new band (don&apos;t worry it won&apos;t interrupt with this one), but I feel like people need to be our friends on myspace. We&apos;re called kisskissdiedye (yes, we&apos;re dead serious)...(myspace.com/kiss...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:31:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>So anyway...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Congratulations. I have a couple bones to pick with you fuckers. Is it cool to use people. Yeah she&apos;s hot, yeah she&apos;s nice and guess what, I&apos;m tappin that (as he looks to his best friend receiving a l...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 05:47:04 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>BIG PURPLE DILDOS IN RI!!!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[So here I am at three o&apos;clock, at a Quality Inn in beautiful Rhode Island, when three supremely unattractive girls come a-knocking at the door. Before I go any further in this story, I should clear up...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 05:47:03 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Shows, Recording, and other awesome stuff...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear Everyone,
I would like to start out by saying thanks in advance to anyone who comes to see us or our friends play this coming Sunday.
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Next, I would like to ask everyone to check out a real...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:04:50 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[So for those of you who came out and saw us play our very first show last Sunday, we thank you very much. It was a lot of fun to get out there and finally play a show, and our hard work sort of paid o...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:04:50 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>recordingz?</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[sup y&apos;all,It&apos;s friday, and I guess later tonight (by tonight I mean tomorrow morning) the Elder Statesmen are going to bring their unprofessional asses to the thunder-dome! That is the LSC recording s...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:04:49 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>da studio ft. Unkie Joel</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[well well well, we meet again. Here I sit with my campbells soup and my thermals stoking my anarchist, anti-religion fuego, and i thinks to my self, gee that was fun. Of course we fucked up more times...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:04:49 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>O, America!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I think Butch is gonna be angray mafucka.Ima beat him to the angry rant blog post.Today I saw this kid I used to know, and asked him about the high school I went to, asked if it had changed at all. He...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:04:49 -0800</pubDate>
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