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Cycling is a hobby for many.
For some it's even a job.

Lance Armstrong, you've got it all wrong.
Your name should be Lance Legstrong.

You have international recognition,
but, yet, no personal musicians (except for Sheryl Crow).
Are you strong enough to be her man?
Yes! You climbed the Alpe d'Huez!

Foot to pedal.
Pedal to crank.
Crank to chain.
Chain to sprocket.
Sprocket to wheel.
Wheel to pavement.

Go! Go! Go, Lance! Win the Race!
Disregard those jealous fans spitting in your face.
You've got your Dasani. You've got your Trek bike.
You've got a bracelet wearing cult 33 million strong.

Jan Ulrich and Ivan Baso are but two prancers.
You defeated them and even ball cancer.
Six (now seven) times over you won the Tour de France.
It's overdue. Let's rename it the Tour de Lance.