The Hypocrite
30 years old
Pittsburgh, PA
Male
About
Result of choices, not of fate.
Born in Erie, PA, bowling capital of the world and birthplace of Anne B. Davis. That's right. Alice from the Brady Bunch. You may breathe my air.
Lived in Alabama for a while. Got married. Got into film. Made some shorts. Won some trophies.
Living in Pittsburgh currently. The Steel City doesn't like visitors, but if you last long enough, she'll start being nice to you.
Going to school to study video. Desperate to be great.
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Jun 13, 2007
The death and rebirth of Lauren Voltz
Lauren, you almost died.
People say that a lot, but what happened to you is more true to the statement.
People say the almost died from embarrassment. Dying from embarrassment is quite different then dying from a brain injury after having your 100lb. body projected …
DVD collection
8 1/2, the 400 Blows, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Adaptation, Age of Innocence, Akira Kurosawa's Dreams, Amelie, American Movie, Amores Perros, Barry Lyndon, Being John Malkovich, Being There, the Big Lebowski, Black Narcissus, Blair Witch Project, Blue( Three Colors), Bottle Rocket, Brazil, un Chien Andalou, Citizen Kane, City of Lost Children, Clerks, a Clockwork Orange, the Cook the Thief his Wife and her Lover, Les Diaboliques, Diary of a Chambermaid, Dial "M" for Murder, the Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Double Indemnity, Dr. Strangelove, Ed Wood, Election, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Exterminating Angel, Eyes Wide Shut, F for Fake, Fanny & Alexander, Fargo, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Following, Full Metal Jacket, Garden State, Ghost World, the Graduate, High Fidelity, Hudsucker Proxy, I Heart Huckabee's, In the Bedroom, the Incredibles, the Insider, Kill Bill (vol. 1 only), La Dolce Vita, the Life Acquatic with Steve Zissou, Man with the Movie Camera, the Man Who Wasn't There, Manhattan, the Manchurian Candidate (original), Match Point, Memento, On the Waterfront, Palimdrones, Paths of Glory, the Phantom of Liberty, Psycho (original), Pulp Fiction, Raise the Red Lantern, RAN, Rebel Without a Cause, Requiem for a Dream, the Royal Tenenbaums, Rope, Run Lola Run, Rushmore, the Shining, Singin in the Rain, Woody Allen's Sleeper, Stardust Memories, Sunset Boulevard, Swingers, That Obscure Object of Desire, Time Bandits, Tom Jones, Traffic, Viridiana, Waking Life, Wet Hot American Summer, Wonder Boys, You Can Count on Me, Young Frankenstein.
Current iPod folders
Radiohead, The Shins, Elliott Smith, Nick Drake, The Velvet Underground, Pearl Jam, Bob Dylan, Bjork, Feist, Kings of Convenience, Sufjan Stevens, The Kinks, Neil Young, Ween, Captain Beefheart, and Albert Yankovic.
The Idiot Box
Mystery Science Theater 3000, Family Guy, The Muppet Show, Invader Zim, Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, South Park, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Ren & Stimpy, Freakazoid, Clerks: the Animated Series, The Critic, Futurama, and LOST
Paperbacks
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, or J.D. Salinger. "Still Life with Woodpecker"-Tom Robbins, "1984" & "Animal Farm"-George Orwell, "The Philosophy of Andy Warhol: From A to B and Back Again"-Andy Warhol.
When I'm not working in class or sleeping...
Drawing poorly, writing in frustration, laughing at and with Daphane, day-dreaming, making short films, visiting or running a blog for my sister Lauren
What wrinkles my brain?
Vonnegut, Drawing, Cartoons, Writing the greatest script ever
sean but not heard, Jul 27, 2007:
hey now. did you put me next to dick montana on purpose? :)
Matthew Gromley, Jul 24, 2007:
oh that was you who did that edit with me? oh dude...i remember that. we kicked JJ's ass!
sean but not heard, Jun 19, 2007:
good morning sailor! how are the high seas of the internet treating you? little turbulent sometimes. little turbulent sometimes.