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NovemberNov 25 Wednesday 09
I am thankful for @emjb, without whom...well, pretty much nothing.
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Simon & Garfunkel, "Keep the Customer Satisfied." Too awesome.
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RT @MikeyPod RT @mattsimoto: It's called Black Friday because Jesus was black, right?
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LOL RT @MsCinquetti The world according to the USA: http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/world-accordign-to-USA.jpg
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If I let him, @retardcat really would sit there in the open doorway all day. All window shopping, no commitment.
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RT @joeks Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I long for the days when we did everything out of love, & the economy ran on sprinkles & baby smiles.
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Watch out for Orson Welles. RT @omarg A little scary when half the lights in our work restroom are out. It's like Urine Noir in there.
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LOL RT @songrytr RT @hotdogsladies: Hate that part of a cold where you cough and it tastes like Glenn Beck's soul.
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I never would've voted for Obama if I thought he was soft on turkeys.
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That's a joke, son.
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Every so often, when rent is due, I think maybe I should just use three names, move to Austin, and sing songs about how much I love Texas.
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Just discovered a secret source of gluten that's been slipping into my diet. The world is out to get me.
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NovemberNov 24 Tuesday 09
I had an epiphany right in the middle of my show. It was hard to keep it there and still finish. Brains need better database management.
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HURRRRNNNNTTT!!!! http://www.elliscountypress.com/news/132/ARTICLE/5234/2009-11-24.html (*spit*)
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Simulcasting on Ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-matthew-show-live #thematthewshow
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Hitting the stage at Kasbah in Second Life, top of the hour: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hallelujah%20Azul/222/109/23/
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Whoa: RT @americablog Wash Post to close bureaus in NYC, LA, Chicago: Another sign of the times. http://bit.ly/6Aofhs
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Revisiting Little Jack Melody's "Noise and Smoke" album. Damned good stuff, after all these years.
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