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NovemberNov 25 Wednesday 09

I am thankful for @emjb, without whom...well, pretty much nothing.

updated 14 mins ago via Twitter

Simon & Garfunkel, "Keep the Customer Satisfied." Too awesome.

updated 14 mins ago via Twitter

RT @MikeyPod RT @mattsimoto: It's called Black Friday because Jesus was black, right?

updated 2 hours ago via Twitter

If I let him, @retardcat really would sit there in the open doorway all day. All window shopping, no commitment.

updated 4 hours ago via Twitter

RT @joeks Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I long for the days when we did everything out of love, & the economy ran on sprinkles & baby smiles.

updated 4 hours ago via Twitter

Watch out for Orson Welles. RT @omarg A little scary when half the lights in our work restroom are out. It's like Urine Noir in there.

updated 4 hours ago via Twitter

LOL RT @songrytr RT @hotdogsladies: Hate that part of a cold where you cough and it tastes like Glenn Beck's soul.

updated 4 hours ago via Twitter

I never would've voted for Obama if I thought he was soft on turkeys.

updated 4 hours ago via Twitter

That's a joke, son.

updated 5 hours ago via Twitter

Every so often, when rent is due, I think maybe I should just use three names, move to Austin, and sing songs about how much I love Texas.

updated 5 hours ago via Twitter

Just discovered a secret source of gluten that's been slipping into my diet. The world is out to get me.

updated 5 hours ago via Twitter

NovemberNov 24 Tuesday 09

I had an epiphany right in the middle of my show. It was hard to keep it there and still finish. Brains need better database management.

updated 17 hours ago via Twitter

Simulcasting on Ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-matthew-show-live #thematthewshow

updated 18 hours ago via Twitter

Hitting the stage at Kasbah in Second Life, top of the hour: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hallelujah%20Azul/222/109/23/

updated 18 hours ago via Twitter

Whoa: RT @americablog Wash Post to close bureaus in NYC, LA, Chicago: Another sign of the times. http://bit.ly/6Aofhs

updated 18 hours ago via Twitter

Revisiting Little Jack Melody's "Noise and Smoke" album. Damned good stuff, after all these years.

updated 18 hours ago via Twitter

How many sammiches can fit in the space between a show and a trip to pick up the boy?

updated Yesterday via Twitter

Simulcasting on Ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-matthew-show-live #thematthewshow

updated Yesterday via Twitter

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