S T A T I C
24 years old
Simi Valley, CA
Male
About
I'm like an artist n stuff... Yeah, that 'n stuff' category is a big one. More on that later.
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May 3, 2008
The Overstate By Wits no.4
More spam. Got it all from 1 email, just picked a few choice phrases out and arranged them at will.
Mar 25, 2008
A Call for Spam
I never have enough quality spam resources, so I'd like you to help me out with that! If you have any spam content you think is at all useful, interesting, or funny in any way please send it my way. You can forward the whole email to me, send segments of special …
Mar 18, 2008
The Overstate By Wits no.3
Number 3. These sentences were, in fact, taken word-for-word from a single block of spam prose I found.
Recent plays (2,982)
- ♫ Venetian Snares - bonivital
- ♫ Venetian Snares - huge chrome peach
- ♫ Venetian Snares - Hospitality
- ♫ Venetian Snares - Cabbage
- ♫ Venetian Snares - Duffy
- ♫ Venetian Snares - Shoot Myself
- ♫ Venetian Snares - Beverly's Potatoe Orchestra
- ♫ Boards Of Canada - Sunshine Recorder
- ♫ Boards Of Canada - Dandelion
- ♫ Boards Of Canada - Gyroscope
Music
Radiohead, These Arms Are Snakes, Thee More Shallows, Elliott Smith, Modest Mouse, Eagle*Seagull, Grizzly Bear, Interpol, The Arcade Fire, Aphex Twin, Venetian Snares, The Sound of Animals Fighting, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Norma Jean, Dntel, mewithoutYou
Television
The Office, Arrested Development, Lost, CSI, The Simpsons, Spongebob Squarepants
Vices I Admire, Aug 23, 2007:
Hey, no prob Mr. Schultz. I understand the desire to see things pressing forward. We desire the same. Honestly. Whether our current selection of music shows it or not.. please, trust that we prefer one honest opinion to one thousand sycophants. Maybe one of these days we might surprise you. Also, I am not used to how this comment system leaves my text virtually devoid of style, so let me ask more plainly--do you ever freelance your work? Dave
Vices I Admire, Aug 23, 2007:
You're probably right. Too bad we don't own a time machine. Ahh well, another tired band lost to anonymity--then again, I suppose it could be worse.
Hey, pretty nifty design. What is your drug of choice? PS? AI? Freehand? A combination? I dabble a bit, but nowhere near to your degree, and I am awfully curious how you do the bulk of your art. I expect that Photoshop is put through the most rigorous treatment. Am I correct?
FIg.4 is my favorite, If I am allowed to have one, and I suppose Finite Bounds runs a close second. Excellent work!
-Dave
Freelance?
heyitsgarrett, Jul 30, 2007:
A rare breed, to be sure.
shunned, Apr 24, 2007:
I enjoy the feeling of wind that your work induces in my abdominal region. I dumb on computer-you smert on dem
i_am_CHAKA, Apr 18, 2007:
your mixed media assemblages are nice. Kind of Rauschenberg-esque. They are my favorite of your work.
Trisha, Mar 25, 2007:
Hey there! I think that you are awesomely cool. :D I love your style. And you are an amazing artist.
kriegs, Mar 21, 2007:
HAHAHAHA, so true. Kriegs / S T A T I C for internet Presidents '08.
kriegs, Mar 19, 2007:
well, hello there stranger. hahaha.
Trent, Mar 19, 2007:
Weird in an awesome, entertainingly artistic way.
Trent, Mar 19, 2007:
Wow, I know spam can be pretty random but I never took the time to realize just how random... and I never took the time to realize the poetry in it.... if you can call it that.