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Mystery Meat
I'm like an artist n stuff... Yeah, that 'n stuff' category is a big one. More on that later.
Recent Works
Renaissance Man?
My art can be found primarily at patternsinthestatic.deviantart.com, but I've also uploaded highlights of my gallery at my flickr account that you can see in the module below. Please enjoy and comment and shower me with large monetary donations. Thank you.
Matriculate Verbatim - see all 13
The Overstate By Wits no.4 May 3
More spam. Got it all from 1 email, just picked a few choice phrases out and arranged them at will.
A Call for Spam Mar 25
I never have enough quality spam resources, so I'd like you to help me out with that! If you have any spam content you think is at all useful, interesting, or funny in any way please send it my way. You can forward the whole email to me, send segments of special interest...
The Overstate By Wits no.3 Mar 18
Number 3. These sentences were, in fact, taken word-for-word from a single block of spam prose I found.
Weekly Top Listened Music
My Music
Interests
Creativity, New things, Wikipedia, Tuxedos, Pulse, Stereo speakers, Dischordant fifths, Paradoxes, Perplexisms, Found art, The dissociated press algorythm, Experimental electronics, Coffee and cream on a weekday morning, Power lines, PCH, A good flow
Activities
Music
Radiohead, These Arms Are Snakes, Thee More Shallows, Elliott Smith, Modest Mouse, Eagle*Seagull, Grizzly Bear, Interpol, The Arcade Fire, Aphex Twin, Venetian Snares, The Sound of Animals Fighting, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Norma Jean, Dntel, mewithoutYou
Television
The Office, Arrested Development, Lost, CSI, The Simpsons, Spongebob Squarepants
Books
Only the Kindest of Thoughts - see all 12
You're probably right. Too bad we don't own a time machine. Ahh well, another tired band lost to anonymity--then again, I suppose it could be worse. Hey, pretty nifty design. What is your drug of choice? PS? AI? Freehand? A combination? I dabble a bit, but nowhere near to your degree, and I am awfully curious how you do the bulk of your art. I expect that Photoshop is put through the most rigorous treatment. Am I correct? FIg.4 is my favorite, If I am allowed to have one, and I suppose Finite Bounds runs a close second. Excellent work! -Dave Freelance?
posted Aug 23
A rare breed, to be sure.
posted Jul 30
I enjoy the feeling of wind that your work induces in my abdominal region. I dumb on computer-you smert on dem
posted Apr 24
your mixed media assemblages are nice. Kind of Rauschenberg-esque. They are my favorite of your work.
posted Apr 18
Hey there! I think that you are awesomely cool. :D I love your style. And you are an amazing artist.
posted Mar 25
HAHAHAHA, so true. Kriegs / S T A T I C for internet Presidents '08.
posted Mar 21
well, hello there stranger. hahaha.
posted Mar 19
Weird in an awesome, entertainingly artistic way.
posted Mar 19
Wow, I know spam can be pretty random but I never took the time to realize just how random... and I never took the time to realize the poetry in it.... if you can call it that.
posted Mar 19
How do you come up with such random sentences?
posted Mar 18
You rock! And your wife is pretty. So that makes you rock even harder. I wish I knew CSS. I'm so lost with this Virb business. Tieg
posted Mar 17
Vices I Admire says:
Hey, no prob Mr. Schultz. I understand the desire to see things pressing forward. We desire the same. Honestly. Whether our current selection of music shows it or not.. please, trust that we prefer one honest opinion to one thousand sycophants. Maybe one of these days we might surprise you. Also, I am not used to how this comment system leaves my text virtually devoid of style, so let me ask more plainly--do you ever freelance your work? Dave
posted Aug 23